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When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
When The King Comes Home
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I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
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Where Does Everything Come From?
When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
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the first casualty when war comes is the truth
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When In Rome, do as the Romans do
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Vegetables don't come when you call
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Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
when the time comes
Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
Where songs that are played around campfires with a harmonica come from
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How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
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Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
When You Come
When the dark comes
On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
Do you remember when Everything was small?
Where were you that Saturday when it rained?
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Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
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When the Boat Comes In
we do it in hopes they'll come back
Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
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Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
When the great recorder comes
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Do you know where your children are?
When the Circus Comes to Town
Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
November 4, 1995
Do you come here often?
When Push Comes To Shove
What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
When a boy comes over, always have something baking
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Where do disappearing socks go?
Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
What to Do When Your Girl Melts
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When Johnny Comes Marching Home Again
When Bobby Comes Down
Where do you want to go today?
Craving a smoke
Things to do when technology gets here
I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
Where do I begin?
What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
When Saturday Comes
How do you know when someone's your best friend?
What not to do when seeing apartments
Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)?
These are the days when birds come back
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I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
When you cut yourself shaving
Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
Where the water for the flood could have come from
Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
When it all comes together
When Employers Come A-Courtin'
What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
What to do when a roommate moves out
Where do you consider Home?
When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
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Do Anything You Wanna Do
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Those terminators do an awful lot of messing with time
What happens when we die?
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We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
when you were words
When you're alone
What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
Buying your first mountain bike
When I Read Shakespeare
When I became beautiful
Tomorrow, When the War Began
When night taught you to let light talk
When psychiatric drugs attack
Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
When you are drunk, all you can see is light
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When Frederic Was a Little Lad
When desperate static beats the silence up
Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
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When the World Ends
When she died
Why I cry when I hear
Capitalism : where the poor are slave labor
where does that leave me?
But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
Where were you then?
looking back, seeing far, landing right where we are
Where I Lived, and What I Lived For
East of heaven, where the ghost ships lie
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Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
Where Have All the Flowers Gone
Where I am weak, you are strong; where you are weak, I am strong.
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The Places You Have Come to Fear the Most
Don't make me come to Vegas
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