Findings:

• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• Beggars can't be choosers
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Why Can't This Be Love
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• To do is to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Jack Be Nimble
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• Blessed be
• Glory be to the Father
• I Want to Be Inside You
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• I'll be
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• asking to be bathed in light
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• You can't handle the truth
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• Spy satellites can't read your license plate
• Can't Stop The Music
• Men can't give directions
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• He ran over my cousin with a motor home!
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• He says she says
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• And as he sang the world began to fall apart
• He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's The Pilot
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Must be a lesbian
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Want to be a lawyer?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• node that will be my legacy
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The secret mission of E2 is to train us to be reference librarians
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Laundry should be free
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Valentine's Day shouldn't be a chore
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• It's Tough to Be a Bug
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Be there or be square
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• You've Got to be Brain Damaged
• How to be a badass
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• People of Earth: we could be heroes.
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• you can't have it both ways
• Dreams where you can't move
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• Dammit! I can't win
• Can't See (Useless)
• cant drive 55_root (category)
• I can't remember our last kiss
• He loves me, he loves me not
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• Xiao Sha Lao He!
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He brings me books like flowers
• He's having a vasectomy
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• The guy who ate acid and is now locked in an insane asylum, thinking he's a glass of orange juice.
• She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
• He's an arsehole
• Be all that you can be
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Carl Everett
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• Sucks to be you
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Women who are bred to be ornaments
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• you have to be close to catch it
• You could be so delicious
• Why we long to be American
• Be still, my soul, be still
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Fishing may be painful
• I may not be unbreakable
• Whoa, wait a minute -- this is supposed to be a horror story!
• Lest Ye Be Vexed
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• You'd Be Surprised (user)
• we shall all be healed
• Maybe tomorrow we’ll be on that plane.
• gods we may be
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• Canted
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I can't wake up
• I can't hear you

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