Why cats are better than dogs

...I'm going to tell you anyway...

1. Cats respect your personal space. They do not jump on you when they're obviously not welcome.
2. Cats come with built-in potty-training. You don't have to teach them to respect the carpet.. they just do.
3. Cats don't yowl at the moon, the doorbell, the sound of other cats, or the garage door opener.
4. Cats tend to keep their stank-ass breath out of your face.
5. Cats don't get all worked up if you leave them alone for a few days.
6. Cats don't take shit from people. They have strong personalities.
7. Cats are small enough to share the bed with, even if you've got somebody else there with you.

• My cat jumps on me, my keyboard, the book I'm reading, or whatever I'm looking at at the time because he has to always be the center of attention.
• My cat poops outside and then catches mice/birds/squirrels and takes them inside, dead or alive.
• Cats sing and dance on the fence every night even if the neighbors throw shoes at them.
• I like dog breath.
• Cats don't act glad to see you.
• Scenario: You've got too much shit. How are you going to get rid of it?
• My cat lies in the middle of my bed, on all the covers so I can't use them and I have to sleep on the very edge.

(TWAJS)