Findings:

• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• "You should have, an older girlfriend, one that will take care of you"
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• When she was bad
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• Will you realize it when you die?
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She Will Have Her Way
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Maybe she will
• I walk around when I'm high
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I know when the world will end
• When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• It's not the box I'm in it's the bluntness of my will (disguised as a sword)
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• His face when she fell
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I know more when I'm alone
• Venus, when she is the evening star
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• You know our love will not fade away
• I will show you the art of Creation
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• We Will Become Silhouettes
• foster care
• there will be a last
• Care of the aged
• Care Home
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Andy's Gone With Cattle
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• I'm not very cool
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm doing OK
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• She Hangs Brightly
• She has trouble acting normal
• She told me to say that
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• She is like an onion
• She is the tear that hangs inside my soul forever
• She walked by his desk and left a nickel
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• She was like a candle in the wind: unreliable
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• What happens when we die?
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.1 'when' and 'unless'
• when we were children
• You know you've done psychedelic drugs
• Where are the animal lovers when you need 'em?
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• When Clowns Go Bad
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• When the dark comes
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• When (user)
• When We Try Talking
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• a city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• You will be assimilated
• Pop Will Eat Itself
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• I will eat your soul
• Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• Two bronze medals will always besmirch Marion Jones' record
• thy will
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Immanent Will
• Nothing Will Die
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Will O' the Mill; Death
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Providence will provide
• Will Greenwood
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• I will always be in the details
• You sad cookie, you *care* more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• lil will (user)
• universal health care
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• why do i care (user)
• I will not deny my hands
• take care dream on_root (category)
• gone for a Burton
• Three Summers Gone
• King's Quest VI - Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
• Socrates gone wild!
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• Being a dickhead
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• Drei Maenner Im Schnee
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I'm going to the moon
• im not mikey_root (category)
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails

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