Findings:

• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• People want what they cannot have
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Dead people I have known
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• When you kill people they die
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Stoned music memories
• Wedding rings and half-born ideas you lose down the toilet. Why do they go?
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• You know you've been away from home too long
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• Where people go when people die
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• What They Did To the Desert People
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• you would have been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• When children become people
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• The names have been ommitted to protect the innocent...
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Knots I have known and loved
• You stole what they would have given you
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Know your pets
• People have fucked up before
• They Have a Word for It
• Her hair, tangled
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Front porch, what should have been said
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• It could have been me
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• They had been expecting me
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• They have taken enough
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Eye contact at a distance
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the computer panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Using a command line
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• I have always been burning
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Ground rush
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• They must have faces
• Fight Clubs I have known
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Type A blood
• Ghosts I have known
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• The way things have always been done
• Animals people have sex with
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• When I have female children
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• I want to have known
• What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Going by the script when talking to people
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Things you give people that they keep
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• cat haters

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