Findings:

• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I have had enough of Survivor
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Penis size and impregnation
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We have had enough of your beige
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• if you have had your midnights
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Questions I have had today
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• chance operation
• James Chance and the Contortions
• Even from the East German judge!
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• I still don't even know you
• No, nothing, not even dreams
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• When you had left our pirate fold
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• Houston, we've had a problem
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Baptist jokes
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• I have lots of gay friends
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
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• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Cats don't have brakes
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• we have to talk
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• What I wouldn't give for a pit full of lions
• chance (user)
• Even nerds need people skills
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• You've never had it so good
• We Have Explosive
• Why males have nipples
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• No, but I'll have a beer
• My lifetime goal is to have my own action figure
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• I have a damaged bard's gene...
• My hands have lost their memory
• Have brain, will travel
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• You will have to fill in your own blank
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• I have to go to the bathroom
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Woman's Gotta Have It
• Gifts we already have
• What have you done for me lately?
• Fireplace accessories
• It must have rained or something
• We are all we have
• Tools everyone should have
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• we have sought the ugliest things
• I might have, once.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• chance
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• chances accepted
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• odd or even
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Jobs I've Had
• i had a dream about the future
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• When each had their own personal anthem
• I Had Already Quit That Job About 20 Days Ago...in my mind, anyway
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Let them have Festivas
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I want to have your abortion
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• What a horrible night to have a curse.
• Atheists have no support group
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• All the fairies have gone
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• I have not yet begun to fight
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• retroactive tears for the man I thought you wouldn't become
• Leave it to Chance
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Even death is beautiful
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• I had pleasant times as well
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• Milk left on the counter overnight turned sour. She had turned as well.
• She had the most wonderful grin in the world
• have
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Have a buck
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have learned our lessons well
• does X have the buddha nature?
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme.
• Using a command line
• I Have Zero Fish (user)
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me

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