Findings:

• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Be there or be square
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• There are times when they seem to be right
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When you wake up feeling old
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• When Renny wakes up
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• wake up and find her still there
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• What I want to be when I grow up
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• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Wake Me Up When September Ends
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• I'll get there when I get there
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If brackets be the food of E2, link on
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• I used to have so many dreams
• Spawn of Nature Trail to Hell (in 3-D): or "Oh, Nurse, there's a noder in my KY..."
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• you have to be close to catch it
• Innocent When You Dream
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• When I Grow Up
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• I may or may not have been naked
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Why I won't be at commencement
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Put up or shut up
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Who Will Be There
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• wake up in a dumpster
• The worst way to wake up
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• When impressing friends with food
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• So I wake up
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• because I have given up any care
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Give In, Or Give Up
• When or Not, Make it Great
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
• There will be no more stories to read
• There Will Be Blood
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Holy Christ, Batman! They've nailed him up there!
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Wake me up if you still want me
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• There was a time when I was a better person
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• You Won't Be Mine
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• Her hair, tangled
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Stoned music memories
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Ken Lay
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• I Won't Be Your Yoko Ono
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• there will be a last
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• wake up and smell the coffee
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• There will be time
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• Wake up
• wake up hair
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Food should not be luminous
• Where's the kaboom?
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• lost, or trying to be
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• When American writers use Latin, or other languages
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• you have to be kidding
• There is some place I need to be
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Wake up with the king
• dream up
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it

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