Findings:

• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• If the Current Were to Call
• There were three young ladies of Birmingham
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• What if there were a war, and nobody came?
• you were so cute
• Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
• Outcomes of World War II
• If we were ghosts
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• why we were chosen
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• When we were liars things were seamless
• I wish it were raining
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• The Americas were shaped exclusively to infuriate explorers
• Before they were the Science Fiction Greats
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• warn
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• We're waiting for you to die
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• When We Were Very Young
• Huddled around the story as if it were a fire
• Mistakes were made
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• We're all still very different
• Those were the days of miracles and splendour
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• RFC 602
• Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• If Jesus were alive today
• What were you expecting? Once the process of falsification is set in motion, it won't stop.
• We're getting married
• We're All Mad Here
• We're Not Married
• We're Going On A Bug Hunt
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• We're in this Together
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Mimsy Were the Borogoves
• When were the gospels written?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• If Only it Were In Jest... Infanticide
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• The Shoes That Were Danced to Pieces
• We're all such products
• Only her big toes were painted
• as it were (user)
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• I'd elope if I were you
• If I were
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• 80 If We're Lucky
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• We were the young lovers before despair
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
• When you were my baby
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• The Three Quests that were obtained from Powys
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• Riding the cycle we're given
• We're trying to have a baby
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• In the long run, we're all dead
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• Dirty Tricks were Used!
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• So There We Were
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• These lions were not like normal lions.
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
• when we were children
• I wouldn't try that if I were you
• Multi-user capabilities were added to UNIX during an all-night drinking binge at AT&T's Bell Labs
• We were tripping
• You Were The Fool
• Monster, we're here
• Mistakes we knew we were making
• You Were Right (user)
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
• In case you were wondering about cramps
• The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• As if either one of us were happy
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• We're on a Roll (document)
• Runners, yeah, we're different
• if kisses were horses
• We were built to swim for eighty years
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If the real world were like the internet
• We're all missing the point on computer security
• Fossils were put there by God
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Before they were famous
• These images in their contrivance were the utter epitome of unconscious inertia
• The reason we were so excited about Y2K
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• Are you thinking what we're thinking?
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Black Were (user)
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
• Their Eyes Were Watching God
• When We Were Orphans
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• No actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product
• We Were the Sun's Chosen Ones
• All of her seconds were unencumbered
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• Here you are, here I am, here we were
• They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
• More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
• If Linux distributions were Airlines
• The Ten Who Were Taken
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• If the Sharks Were People
• The words were ways of touching and made us want to speak with hands
• Her black eyes were surely the source of my angst
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Faith and Desire in We were built to swim for eighty years
• Let's pretend we don't exist. Let's pretend we're in Antarctica!
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• when you were words
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• They Were Eleven
• you were reasonable
• The bees were cool
• We Were Soldiers
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• We were always coming back
• In our youths our hearts were touched with fire
• We're not coming home. I love you.
• Were you here at all?
• We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
• If my life were an arcade game
• Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• If Wishes Were Horses
• If I Were King
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• Why were the Protectionists unable to prevent the repeal of the Corn Laws?
• Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood
• No Sex Please: We're British
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• Those were the days
• Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
• If All the World Were Paper
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• If I Were a Rich Man

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