Findings:

• New Hire Rules at the Overtime Biscuit Corporation
• You're soaking in it
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Ways to Say you're done
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• How to tell you're not making it in showbiz
• What You're Doing
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• These aren't the droids you're looking for
• Which Describes How You're Feeling
• Now you're on the trolley
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• I finally realize you're gone forever
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Now you're thinking with portals
• HiRes (user)
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• Why "You're the air that I breathe" is a stupid expression
• Walk like you're a sex goddess
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Liquor before beer, you're in the clear.
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• Opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong.
• Don't Read This Node if You're Stupid
• The Hired Man
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• You're missing it
• Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
• You're the wrong species
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• you're the only one who doesn't know
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• She's waiting to tell you if you're ready to know.
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• you're so poetic tonight
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• Wow, you're the President!
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
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• Time flies when you're having fun
• You're evil
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Now You're Screwed
• you're afraid
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• You're All I Need to Get By
• Where You're At
• If you love a dick-head then you're probably a dick-head too. Please don't reproduce
• Before we hire you, we want to gauge your degree of self-loathing
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• You're either with us or you're against us
• you're never anywhere i find you
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• You're too young to be so old
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• Miss Jackson if you're nasty
• You're playing you, now
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• You're my space heater. You heat my space.
• You're Only Old Once!
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• I'll explain it when you're older
• You're the One that I Want
• You're My Honeybunch
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Things you're not supposed to hear on Xbox Live
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• I hope you're servin' tea with those saucer eyes
• La Hire
• You're So Vain
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• You're a dick
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• You're Under Arrest!
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• You're the One
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Grow where you're planted
• Everything you're not supposed to do
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• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• From Death to Passwords Where You're a Paper Aeroplane
• As a senior citizen, you're already aware of the threat robots pose.
• you still won't find what you're looking for
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• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• I hope you're fucking happy
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Sing when you're winning
• You're more than welcome
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman!
• What to do if you're stopped by the police
• You're too good to be human
• You're running Linux on what?
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• Australia You're Standing In It
• When you're home alone
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• You're the man now, dog!
• Buying a cell phone
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• Hire purchase agreement
• You're Not a Monk.
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Imagine you're not alone
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• You're on Christmas with Sal
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• It's almost like you're real
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• I'm OK, you're not OK
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• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• You know you're a geek when...
• So you think you're on a roll?
• How to tell if you're having a heart attack
• I take whatever you're given
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Tag, you're dead
• Hire and purchase agreement
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked
• Move, and pretend you're still breathing
• You're Off The Handball Team
• Now you're playing with power!
• sit down, you're rocking the house
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Alice, you're the greatest!
• Things to know if you're marrying a Catholic
• You're not alone
• You're never around when I need you
• You're a diamond's wet dream
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right

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