• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• Sing when you're winning
• You're more than welcome
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog-rose
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• I just won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• How to solve any Rubik-like puzzle
• Getting drunk with editor powers
• getting hit by a guy
• Getting real beer in Utah
• Getting a Swedish driver's license
• Getting a free ice cream anywhere in the UK
• Getting a passport
• Dionysius the Younger
• If you're happy and you know it click this node
• You're missing it
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• You're playing you, now
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• It's not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It's because you're fat.
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• You know you're blacked out when...
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• getting on in years
• Procrastination as a technique for getting things done
• Getting an apartment in New York City versus getting an apartment elsewhere
• Getting rid of the foam on a soft drink
• These aren't the droids you're looking for
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown
• Miss Jackson if you're nasty
• You're the One that I Want
• You aren't a nice guy; you're a hairy jellyfish
• You're the man now, dog!
• Buying a cell phone
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• How to Play any Guitar Chord
• Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from technology
• justify any of this (user)
• Getting carded
• May I suggest not getting married in West Virginia?
• Getting ICQ to work with Windows 2000
• Getting free pianos
• It keeps getting harder and easier
• Advertisers Targeting Younger Markets
• As soon as you're born you start dying
• You're evil
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Sometimes it takes a good fuck to remember it's kisses you're missing
• Seven hits of acid and you're legally insane
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• You're on Christmas with Sal
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• I'm not drinking any more
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Is there any port wine left?
• how to simulate any random variable by tossing a coin
• The most important part of any feature is the ability to turn it off
• Getting hit by a woman
• Getting offered money for sex by a crackhead in the 24-hour supercenter
• Getting a new CD
• Trans-Karoo Railway
• Rachel Getting Married
• Hugh Despenser the Younger
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• You're a dick
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• It's almost like you're real
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• youre an idiot (user)
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• It doesn't get any better than this
• At least things can't get any worse
• Press any key to continue, press any other key to exit
• Any time is Trinidad time
• Any house can become a prison
• The Baby Boomers are getting older
• getting little
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• A Linux certification will void your MCSE
• Getting back to normal
• Hans Holbein, the Younger
• You're too young to be so old
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• You know you're in the SCA when
• I take whatever you're given
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• Tag, you're dead
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• by any means necessary
• The longest multi-word palindrome in any language
• Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• getting out of trouble
• Pete Jackson is Getting Married
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• Getting drunk with 16 year olds
• A picture drawn by my friend's younger brother
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• You're Off The Handball Team
• Now you're playing with power!
• sit down, you're rocking the house
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• On Any Sunday
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Any port in a storm
• The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
• Getting Saved From the Sixties
• Getting Lost
• Considering considering getting married
• Getting Married
• How to smoke without getting addicted
• Getting Started in Dance Dance Revolution
• Getting through an IRS audit
• Younger Edda
• You're So Vain
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Have you told your parents you're gay?
• I hope you're fucking happy
• You're running Linux on what?
• If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• You're not my son
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• any way, shape or form
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• A Tyler By Any Other Name
• Convert any number to decimal
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Getting my ethernet back
• Getting up on a Saturday morning
• Getting a word in edgewise

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