Findings:

• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• I Thought My Father Was God
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Fast-talking career gal who thought she was one of the boys
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• She always was devious in her beauty
• To a girl who thought she was moving away
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Adam really was the first man
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• I Thought I Was A Child
• Too much "pronounced it "hyper-bowl" when he was a kid. Friggin" on e2
• The emotion on her face was always the one that she was feeling in her heart
• A father's thoughts for his daughter
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• I was a father for a few days
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• All he left her was alone
• I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
• The teachers thought I was insane
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• How my Father was excommunicated from the LDS Church
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Dumb laws
• She was never mine. I always shared her.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• With him it was always like
• At least he was gentle
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• I never really thought about it
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Why Socrates was really executed
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• More than he was willing to give
• I married him because he was not mean
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• Last year was always better
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• I always assume innocence
• There's always a catch!
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• It's always raining somewhere
• our best kisses are always at earthquakes and impacts
• father
• Father Guido Sarducci
• A letter to my deceased father
• Alexander's Father
• Father Dok (user)
• An open letter to all the lousy fathers out there
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• "Fill it in", he said.
• He (user)
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• He searches
• He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• she, he, and me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• Really Good Dog Treats
• Do I really need Linux?
• Depression is a good thing
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• Green tea is really apple and pear juice
• Static Electricity - Does it really hurt that bad?
• someone I thought I knew once
• at the thought of being close to you..
• I just had this thought of summer past
• The three levels of human thought
• How to Become a Fruitarian 3
• Thoughts on a Grey Day
• Higher thought
• Is e2 supposed to contain actual information, or just kooky thoughts?
• When I was your age
• I was going to marry Marty
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• How I was thrown from a car at 45 mph
• It was all I could do not to cry
• I was in a commercial once
• The art gallery was quiet as a church
• Der Mensch ist, was er ißt
• wagahai wa neko de aru
• If I was beautiful like you
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• If 6 Was 9
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• The Day the World was about to End
• I was there
• The sloe was lost in flower
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• The customer is always right
• Once JPEG, always JPEG
• the first time always sucks
• The dream is always the same...
• Why do we always whisper in the dark?
• always in love (user)
• when my father cries
• Dreams Of Our Fathers
• Birthday presents for fathers
• Are You Right There, Father Ted?
• Unwed Fathers
• he/she
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• He Hate Me
• He asks, anxious to hear the story
• Enter perfect couple, he owns all the keys
• he tended to forget (user)
• Speak of Cao Cao and he arrives
• he faked murder_root (category)
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• What Germans do best
• Gravity really gets me down
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• Is another gas station really what we need?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Ack! Am I really related to these people?
• The Second Thought
• Thoughts On Black Boy
• thought collage
• Spy plane collision of 3/31/2001
• Winter Thoughts
• Thought Fu (user)
• I Thought I Held You
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress

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