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• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• As I was saying to my goldfish
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• I was born this way
• It was the way your
• My way of showing love was consumption
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
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• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 20
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 52
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 84
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 116
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 148
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 180
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• Thank God for the moon
• Frost protection thanks to water
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• It was the least I could do
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• I came, I saw and was undone
• That Was The Year That Was
• it wasn't the terrorism that flung us apart, it was the pigeons
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• Free Speech Was Threatened Again In The 21th Century: Another History Chapter
• The night was alive, and so was I
• I Was a Teenage Werewolf
• It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• I Wish My Brother George Was Here
• There was a cold day
• Bullet Proof...I Wish I Was
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
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• Ways to organize your CD collection
• The Burkiss Way
• Horizontal is a way of life
• Reheating leftover pizza
• The Blessing Way
• No one wants you the way you are
• Fourth Way
• ways to say someone is stupid
• Way down inside
• Way of the Peaceful Warrior
• The Pig and His Way of Life
• Heaven, the easy way?
• simple ways to test your soul
• Ten miles to school, barefoot, in the snow, uphill, both ways
• The Most Difficult Way
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• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 31
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 63
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 95
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 127
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 159
• what the ants are saying
• No, Thank You, John
• thank you for your love
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I'll tell you what kind of guy I was
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• deru kugi wa utareru
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Same as it Ever Was
• What the hell was she thinking?
• There was a customer today
• Johnny Was
• For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
• If over the hills was someplace new and forgotten
• If 6 Was 9
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Nu Wa
• There Once Was a Farmer
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• I was once young and had a home
• And Pharoah's heart was hardened
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• you can't have it both ways
• Blue Jay Way
• Things About To Come My Way
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• I think it's time to find a way outside
• Writers Read Books the way Architects Look at Buildings
• Way of Archery
• Finding a Way Home
• That's the way the cookie crumbles
• Five Ways of Attack
• Which way are you headed?
• Do you Know the Way To San José?
• The Wailing Way
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• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 10
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 42
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 74
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 106
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 138
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 170
• Saying goodbye to Astrid
• Wham, bam, thank you ma'am!
• Video files inside .zip archives
• The Walrus was Paul
• There was a young lady of Riga
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• She was locked in time
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• If a black hole were created on Earth
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Last year was always better
• And I beheld the lack of embrace, and the strife was ever-present
• A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
• In my own shire, if I was sad
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• How the West Was Won
• A virtuous woman was a manly woman, in the womanly fashion of being manly
• The lawn was white with doctors
• when was vienetta ice cream invented
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• Impressionistic "paintings" by way of photography
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• B.S. your way through Spanish
• The right way to learn
• Don't trust anyone too far away to hit
• The Way of the World
• Ways people avoid confronting political reality
• Love me the way that I love you
• 9/11, Liberty and the American Way
• The Martian Way
• Easy way to stop smoking
• The Play Way
• No Computer Stands in My Way
• Every way that you are is a beautiful thing.
• The current way alcohol rape is prosecuted is wrong
• Weather pussies
• Porn increases the self-perceived value of pussy
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 21
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 53
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 85
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 117
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 149
• The Golden Sayings of Epictetus, 181
• Saying goodbye to my father
• I walked barefoot through hell, thanks for asking
• It was not a weather balloon at Roswell
• Man was created in God's image
• If the King's English was good enough for Jesus
• Concrete, Washington
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Was I born to play?
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• it was my birthday
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• The Day Earth Was Born
• The sky was green today
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• There once was a girl named Irene
• Olympia, Washington
• I was a nice guy once
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Crazy? I was crazy once.
• Jesus I was evil
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch

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