• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Automobile tire pressure
• play dumb
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I have to fight the urge to become a superhero
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• So you want to be a DJ?
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• They must have faces
• People want what they cannot have
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• When you know things are just meant to be
• So you want to be evil
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• So you want to be a waitress
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• So you don't have to
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• They will not be named!
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• you have to be close to catch it
• You could be so delicious
• It's so hard to be unfashionable
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• So mote it be
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Things never were what they used to be
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Why are estate agents so superior, after all they ARE estate agents?
• What it's like to be in love
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• painting stars that have not come to be
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I have lost many things, so many
• You're too young to be so old
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• They Might Be Giants
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They have taken enough
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• You stole what they would have given you
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• There are times when they seem to be right
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• I used to have so many dreams
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• So you wanna be a hacker
• you have to be kidding
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• So you want to be an editor (document)
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• taters haster be peelt an' boilt fore they kin be masht an' et
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• I have become furniture in your life
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• So they caught George W. Bush
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• So you want to be a star?
• They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
• They Have a Word for It
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• They came together so as to form one whole
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• so be it
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• They could have saved Kevin
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• So they caught Santa Claus
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Why it is so hard to be yourself
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Why are car engines so HUGE in the US?
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• physical abuse
• So, he's leaving
• Dos and Don'ts For Talking to Children About Abuse
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
• Soon to be off the air
• So soft and little now
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• it'll be on the test
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• You might be a moogle...
• thin is so in_root (category)
• It's OK to be a healthy geek
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• river flowing so deep beneath my veins
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• They don't know what they're missing
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.

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