Findings:

• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• They had been expecting me
• Dumb laws
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• I was into them after they were hip
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• It was better before they came
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was once young and had a home
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• They Had No Poet
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• They only come out at night
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• War is only fun on screen
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• though they could speak and had beautiful voices
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• I was only following orders
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• If I only had a brain
• The Fun They Had
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• alcohol poisoning
• Alcohol and Gaming
• common knowledge
• CIFS: Common Insecurities Fail Scrutiny (2)
• common carrier
• Common Agricultural Policy
• An Inquiry into the Human Mind on the Principles of Common Sense
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I've had you here before
• I had a brother, once
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• I've had kisses that make Judas seem sincere
• We only care about the cute animals, everything else is food
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• Determining if a linked list loops using only two pointers
• There can be only one
• Only perl can parse Perl
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• There are no rules in language, only regularities
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Walking down a very desolate road with only one person on your mind
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Prilosec
• DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Keeping beer cold in the Old West
• Redundancy in DNA
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• They shared a love of impermanence, briefly
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• She was locked in time
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• She was steady
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• The day I found out I was a guy
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Everything Was Beautiful and Nothing Hurt
• The demon was just under three feet tall
• Hitler was a Rothschild
• I Was an Atheist in a Foxhole
• Not what was said
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• The Day the World was about to End
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• "lol! what? lol!" was written on the tissue box. sometimes i look too deep
• Blood Alcohol Level
• bomb alcohol
• Common Gateway Interface
• Number of Sperm released by the common male animal per ejaculation
• highest common factor
• common carotid artery
• Creative Commons
• Court of Common Pleas
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• These are the memories I never had
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• My farmworking 20th century immigrant forebears had no responsibility for the plight of your pre-20th century slave forebears
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• It only hurts when I breathe
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• read only
• one and only (user)
• Love creates. Hatred only destroys.
• Yes, i am an utter bastard, so your hate and hurt feelings only amuse me
• Ito Jakuchu
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• They managed to get to the moon despite it
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• They really are some out there
• No, they are not stupid
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They Were Wrong, So We Drowned
• wa
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• It was more than perfect understanding
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Hitler was an artist
• I was my mom for a while
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• Odysseus was not lying
• Kalila wa Dimna
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• There was a man and a woman
• How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• Cain was the first technologist
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• All he left her was alone
• Alcohol
• alcohol lamp
• alcohol intolerance
• A common tech support call
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Twelve: About the Common Mind
• Common walnut
• Questions I have had today
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• You had me at hello
• speak only when spoken to

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