Findings:

• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Love cookies
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
• I almost had to wait
• butt naked
• Water butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• The gruff but lovable Gus
• troubling but tasty
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• The Volkswagen commercial you won't see (but should)
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• Yeah, but still
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Almost Summer
• Straight but not Narrow
• Yard Butt
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• Sadness isn't sadness, but happiness in a black jacket
• I've given up believing in anything but coffee and fishnet stockings
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• But would you eat the peanuts from her shit?
• A Confused Gay Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Somewhat Smugly Disparaging but Possibly Ends with Sex
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Almost broke the rules
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Being a dickhead
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• You are nothing but the sum of your friends
• The train's heart is big and black, but it cries to lonely sky
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
• I almost did it
• Almost!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It hasn't been so long, but
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Pages, almost completely torn
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Fell, But Tried
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Boston Butt
• America's social security is anything but secure
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Finite but unbounded
• O day and night, but this is wondrous strange!
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• "It's good to trust others but, not to do so is much better."
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• Almost Too Much
• We almost lost Detroit
• Things people put up their butts
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• African American but not Black
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Anyone but Bush 2004
• Buts (user)
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Give crowns and pounds and guineas, but not your heart away
• Sane but Overwhelmed (user)
• I haven't bought a piece of furniture in almost 3 years
• We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Mandibular block injection
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• It's light but hard to carry
• What is real but compassion as we move from birth to death
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• not running from, but going to
• Isaac Butt
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
• Narcissism rears its beautiful but self-absorbed head
• always morning, but never breakfast
• scarred but sexy (user)
• Not quite nude hiking
• Almost Free Software
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Not really by the rules, but...
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• butt rot
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• same same, but different
• This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
• But they're entertaining lies, and in the end, isn't that the real truth?
• Seymore Butts
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I am but higher
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• ain't nothin' but a family thing
• A reddish glow is clearly visisble all the way around the horizon, but the moon, alas, remains hidden
• It is true, we are robbers, but we always rob in the glare of the day and in the teeth of the multitude
• Because I say so
• All of what I almost remember
• Butt hinge
• Project B.U.T.T.
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• But who nodes the noders?
• Butt Attack Punisher Girl Gotaman
• All Over but the Shoutin'
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• Heat rises, but not In an Ultimate Cheeseburger
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• A shadow, and a smouldering cigarette butt
• E2 Gathering: In the Land of the Midday Sun
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.

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