Findings:

• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• Up Your Ass
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• crop up
• Roll Up the Rim to Win
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• You will be assimilated
• Will Oldham
• Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
• I will eat your soul
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• free will vs. free won't
• Idiots will ruin everything, eventually
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• It is not your life, you will perhaps listen a little closer
• Declaration of the freedom of the will over the body
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Will O' the Mill; The Plain and the Stars
• We will fight and I will win
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• The consumers of tomorrow will resemble the soldiers of yesterday
• If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
• The Will To Death
• I will be your young sinner
• ass
• The Ass and the Old Shepherd
• Asses of the masses
• Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides for free
• Weird ass tasty biscuit treat, most intriguing
• African wild ass
• Super Bowl
• Super Bowl XXXII
• Parkdale Bowl
• Blood Bowl Passing Skills
• The Ranch Bowl
• Serve
• Shut up
• Jack Gets Up
• Hang up and DRIVE
• hack up
• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• Close up
• LPPR: Personal Responsibility goes up in smoke
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• People have fucked up before
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• A thousand tiny people washed up on the beach
• The creative juices are all dried up and crusty
• Thumbs Up going down
• Hands up, the whole way
• Give In, Or Give Up
• Fill 'er up and check the oil
• suck it up
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• shoot 'em up
• Barking up the wrong tree
• Pack Up Your Troubles
• Call her up, tell her how love is not a question.
• The clouds found us, under the sky eating up streets
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• Aw, shut up!
• I Will Survive
• Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• Why digital media will get man to Mars
• I will eat you slowly with kisses
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Life will get easier
• No I will not fix your computer
• Kurt Vonnegut on Free Will
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• The Illicit "This Writeup Will Self-Destruct in 3 days" nodermeet of snuggling and doom
• Will Christopher Baer
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Will Smith IX_root (category)
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• How to wipe your ass
• colder than a well digger's ass
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• ass hole!!! (user)
• Super Bowl XI
• meditations on a bowl of broccoli
• Super Bowl XXXV
• Egg Bowl
• Super Bowl XL
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• Smack My Bitch Up
• The Get Up Kids
• Take Her up to Monto
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Straighten Up And Fly Right
• Do the gospels hold up to scrutiny?
• Lust Screws up Relationships
• picking up garbage
• Time to gather up the splinters, make a casket for my tears.
• The sequel to Dragons of Eden may include a discussion on UPS trucks
• Ego up against the wall
• Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up and Die?
• Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
• Cock Up Your Beaver
• We met at quarter past young; still, we grew up together
• Sunset. Coca-Cola, cookie crumbs, just waking up.
• Stuck up
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• used up
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• Speeding up your Mac
• It's Up To You. No Really, It's Up To You.
• up to NO GOOD (user)
• Human beings will believe anything
• My Everything2 Will
• five will get you ten
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• If No One Will Love Me
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you pay them
• I Found the Room That I Will Haunt
• wills (user)
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• How will I die?
• I will Linux no more forever
• Sorrow Will Come in the End
• Monsters will save my soul
• Ethical will
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I will always be in the details
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• You are a beautiful soul, and I will miss you.
• The Ass and His Masters
• I kick ass for the Lord!
• Big Ass Pork Plate
• Canada Kicks Ass
• Colossal pain in the ass
• Super Bowl XXII
• Cold sliced peaches with sugar in a glass bowl
• The Mixing Bowl
• The Golden Bowl
• blow up
• I am not making this up
• tied up
• All caught up
• right up my alley
• Jackie up

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