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• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• November 4, 1995
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• Where's the kaboom?
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• There was a time when I was a better person
• There was a land where lived no violets
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• There are times when they seem to be right
• Where there's smoke there's fire
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• When I was five
• Cigarette lighter flints
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• I remember, there was one
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I want to put my hands there too
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• It was better before they came
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• When she was bad
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• When you sell a cigarette for a quarter
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• This was their finest hour
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Where I go when I masturbate
• They really are some out there
• There Once Was a Farmer
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• What happens if you're too nice?
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• Candide and Martin Touch upon the English Coast -- What They See There
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• where there's muck, there's brass
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Days when art is too much to bear
• When I was your age
• Back when grunge was still cool
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• People don't flail when they die
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• What happens when a Pope dies
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• man when you are telling me how it was
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• Too many cigarettes and not enough lung
• When I was ten years old
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• When each had their own personal anthem
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• There once was a girl named Irene
• There was a cold day
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• What happens when you get too lonely
• When I was young Time had no wings
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Eye contact at a distance
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• There was a time before
• There is a Space Between your Shoulders where your wings used to be
• Before you, there was me
• There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• We get too tense when we drive
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When I Was a Lad
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
• One hour there was sunlight
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• Where there's smoke
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• They say it's never too late
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• When I Was Cruel
• What will happen to me, when you die?

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