Findings:

• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Any song can be a love song
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• Why procrastination can be productive
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• murder can be fun
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• Don't be an ass at a restaurant
• No one can be totally logical
• No one can be in two places at once
• how can one be a sportsman
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• Can we still be friends?
• Exes can be good things
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• A dying playground can be Eden
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• If a stereo system is made properly it can outperform any 5.1 digital system
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• This poem can be put off no longer
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• What can be better than that?
• Be all that you can be
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Valour can be brown
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• University students can be really stupid
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Knowledge can never be certain
• We can be heroes
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Children can be cruel
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• TV can be a good thing
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• It can be cold in the dark
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• We Can Be Together
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• There can be only one
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• It is possible to know anyone you wish to create
• jawbone of an ass
• Use of "ass" as an intensifier
• Ass wrestling
• show your ass (user)
• Should I be happy?
• Let It Be
• To be at loggerheads
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Of the mirror of the universe be the part that is densest, most useful and least apparent
• Be a problematic duck over there
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• It couldn't be
• The Teach Yourself to be a Dummy in 24 Hours Bible
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• It's going to be fine
• Be As You Are
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Be My Kurt Cobain
• Starving in the greenhouse
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Luke be a Jedi tonight
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• ull be late_root (category)
• Beware! This might be reality!
• be ver (user)
• Life without music would be a mistake
• why women cannot be trusted
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• canned laughter
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Language of the dead
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• Brother, can you spare a dime?
• September has such a feeling
• The best lunch you can make in 5 minutes
• What can change the nature of a man?
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Thousands of aerosol cans
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• The things we can learn continue to astound us.
• Soy beans, anyone?
• Whoop Ass
• The Lion, the Fox, and the Ass
• Red Ass
• Weird ass exam technique
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Information wants to be free
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Born to be Wild
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• Why Be Bitter?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Governments cannot be trusted with our personal information

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