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• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• How to be an asshole
• Blessed be
• I just want to be friends
• you had to be there
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• The Right To Be Offensive
• The right to be wrong
• I'll never be the other woman
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You might be a Michigander
• In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• I don't want to be alone
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• So mote it be
• It Makes a Fellow Proud to Be a Soldier
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Glory Be
• If the path be beautiful, let us not ask where it leads
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Peace be with you
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
• Be your own man
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Aspects of Finnish society that may be new to you
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• We are what we pretend to be
• There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• This node should be filled with bees!
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Youth is made to be misspent
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• How To Bless Bees
• Blessed Black Wings
• The train station was fucking freezing and
• Fucking Anais
• Spilt milk, motherfucker. Spilt fucking milk.
• The dwarves from Chrono Cross are a bunch of assholes
• Don't Be Afraid
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I want to be sexy too!
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Salazar won't be turned to stone
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Laundry should be free
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• The mountain could be home
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Why I won't be at commencement
• not to be taken away
• I seem to be a verb
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Be Frugal
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Tomorrow Shall be my Dancing Day
• Rest and be thankful
• I Wanna Be Sedated
• Things never were what they used to be
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• How to be a professional public transit passenger
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Why War must be permitted
• Brian Blessed
• Islands of the Blessed
• fucking eh
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• go fucking (user)
• An Asshole (user)
• so be it
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• The Be
• How to be anonymous
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Be gua
• Here Be Dragons
• Be, Inc.
• Exes can be good things
• You must be hittin' them eggs and grits, girl
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Women who are bred to be ornaments
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• Who Will Be There
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• If God was willing to let it be
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• Not to be removed under penalty of law
• Smoking to be banned on community college campuses
• A Man Needs To be Told
• It's Hard to be Humble
• I continue to be a dangerous combination of clumsy and stupid
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• let bygones be bygones
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• may their names be sung forever
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I wanted to be
• God Bless You Purveyors of Warez
• BLESSED 1 (user)
• I despise ribbon cable
• I'm not fucking bored
• I am so fucking happy
• The dream people were being assholes.
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• Nothing could be further from the truth
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Be Green
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Just to see what it would be like
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• why you should never be a referee
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• Come. And be my baby
• Be careful and don't fall down
• There will be no more stories to read
• So you want to be an air traffic controller
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.

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