bomb-ass punani

created by jake

(idea) by Svaha (6.6 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 4 C!s Sat Nov 13 1999 at 9:39:54

Virgin tight. Eager slick
pulsing gateway
to the outer limits of cosmic funkiness.
Muscles surge. Tense. Relax.
Spasm to the shuddering swish
of hushed and frantic rhythm. sucking
an eruption of ancestor elixir
hotter than plutonium.
Finding yourself. Hollering like James Brown.

punani	Extra slutty	Nefarious uses for a beard trimmer	Rugby players eat their dead
ancestor elixir	Jessica Alba	Everyone's got their drug	Hawaiian Island Chain
Virgin	poontang	Ali G	I've put in a request for a hooker with a freakishly high IQ but...
James Brown	SSX 3	Linda O'Neil	sucking
Noders' poetry	XP Whore	euro	The Spring Pond Beavers
Bomb	code	Richard	Unicode

Y'know, if you log in, you can write something here, or contact authors directly on the site. Create a New User if you don't already have an account.

Login
Password

Pavlovna
My Better Half	(fiction)
kanoodle
Molson muscle	(essay)
aneurin
You pays your money and you takes your choice	(idea)
shaogo
July 20, 2008	(log)
Glowing Fish
Tualatin River	(place)
The Jacket
Words of Advice	(idea)
John_Fox
Good Intentions Gone Wrong	(person)
Heitah
Posthumous Oscar	(thing)
ignis_glaciesque
University of South Florida	(place)
ignis_glaciesque
Flogstaskriket	(idea)
liveforever
Caesar's last breath	(idea)
dagnyswaggart
she wants to believe	(personal)
antigravpussy
he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far	(thing)
dagnyswaggart
Wild tides guard her secrets	(poetry)
Lord Brawl
Caesar's last breath	(poetry)

E2 is a by-product of the existence of The Everything Development Company