Findings:

• But my computer really IS possessed
• Not really by the rules, but...
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• But what are they really thinking?
• Sexist jokes
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• Straight but not Narrow
• Yard Butt
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• standing but not operating
• Alfred Mosher Butts
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• organic computer
• Computer program
• talk to me not the computer
• Computer cryptography
• Turning your computer off with your foot
• Computer Games Magazine
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• Computer Dancing
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• How to get started with 3D computer graphics
• Freezing computers with webpages
• computer bicyclist
• What I really want to do is direct
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• Protein folding problem
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Band names that are really hard to search for
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Being a dickhead
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Poor but honest
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• computer chip
• FTL Computer
• quantum computer
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• Indie music and computers create a recluse beauty
• You must reboot your computer for the changes to take effect
• computer repair burn out
• This Computer Kills
• computer typography
• Computers for Developing Countries
• Using a laptop computer as birth control
• I had a really good time tonight
• I really really scared myself this evening
• Library books with really stupid notes in the margins
• I am not a part of this! Really!
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• It hasn't been so long, but
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Skim this life but never live
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Muhammad Rafiq Butt
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
• computer graphics
• Cannot turn off your computer
• computer generated poetry
• Guide to cheating in computer games
• The most beautiful computer ever
• Computer Overload
• Why computer jobs aren't cool
• God is a computer programmer
• How a computer works
• Evolution of the computer
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• American Computer Science League
• Do you really want to live forever?
• Men's guide to what a woman really means
• Is she really going out with him?
• These Golden Years are really tarnished
• This is really a lovely day. Congratulations!
• No, really, there's STACKS of fun stuff to do here: A defiant Canberra nodermeet
• I'm Really Into Techno
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Fell, But Tried
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Cryptic, but I'll take it
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I wrote you a letter on the bus back from the city, but that's a different kind of weary
• High school can kill you
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Everything but the kitchen sink
• Droopy Butt Begone!
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Teenage genius computer hacker myth
• Naming Windows computers
• The first computer virus
• Computers merit badge
• analog computer
• The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes
• Computer Reservations System
• How to interface an arcade spinner with your computer
• Computer Sciences Corporation
• No Computer Stands in My Way
• What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about
• Jen, I really hate him
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Is the the theatre really dead? (e2poll)
• Things people put up their butts
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• They've Got the Guns but We've Got the Numbers
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Computer naming system
• The difficulties of a modular computer
• Life expectancy of computer hardware
• Computers in Education
• Computer Adaptive Testing
• the network is the computer
• AP computer science
• USA Computing Olympiad (USACO)
• How to take a picture of a computer
• Cleaning your computer
• If my heart was a computer, that night reformatted my hard drive
• A Really Big Grilled Cheese and Mushroom Sandwich
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• Really efficient method of recording information

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