• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• cigarette butt
• But what are they really thinking?
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• This ocean is angry but I might live through it
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• rising butt
• Boudreaux's Butt Paste
• It's cooler than eating shit, but not as cool as munching pussy.
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Yeah, but still
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Truth or Dare
• Bikini or thong?
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• If you had to become deaf or blind...
• Miracle of Science or Wonder of Nature?
• Grandma and the internet or Cream of the Slop
• Live Free or Die
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Four: The Cup or Monad
• seven, plus or minus two
• Without fear of wind or vertigo
• W, or the Memory of a Childhood
• Somewhere or Other
• Isabella; or, The Pot of Basil
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• Things to consider before you call that cute girl or guy
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Vote or Die
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• I hate you, or why we cannot be friends
• Navigation without map or compass
• Die Hard 4.0: Live Free or Die Hard
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
• would float or tread water. Or drown in it.
• Rhapsody on a theme of "Marriage is a connection..."
• Everything But the Girl
• butt log
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Sexist jokes
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• standing but not operating
• Alfred Mosher Butts
• Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• History rarely repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
• iDo: Planning Your Wedding with Nothing But 'Net
• But in the Latin alphabet, Andraste begins with an I
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• Canadian lynx
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• To Stir or Not to Stir
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Getting your oil checked, or acute adolescent Appalachian homosexuality
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• Is You is or is You Ain't My Baby?
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• trick or can
• Captain or Colonel
• Vicar or Whatever (document)
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Battles without Honor or Humanity
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• Without hope or agenda
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• Allergy or Intolerance: The Culinary Difference Between Life and Death
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• To care or not to care?
• why I don't use Twitter or Facebook
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Being a dickhead
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• Poor but honest
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• i know you are but what am i
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Lucid Lynx
• Red or Blue Pill
• more or less
• Windows 95/98 - an OS or a virus
• any way, shape or form
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• left or right, you're both wrong
• Shall I scare you with the truth? Or tell the pretty lie?
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Estacada, Oregon
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• You can't dominate the world on $10 a day (or can you?)
• Girl gangstas
• Solving mazes of twisty little passages, alike or different
• Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
• An American in Tours
• 206
• Transferring to a new university or college
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don't know.
• Are you more an R2-D2 or a C-3PO, robosexually speaking?
• Deal with the flames on their terms or yours
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• It's Me or the Dog
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Water butt
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Skim this life but never live
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Muhammad Rafiq Butt
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat

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