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(thing) by ApoxyButt (8.5 mon) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Thu Aug 03 2000 at 17:58:07

Sing a rendition of this music every time somebody says something that can be taken in a sexual way. For instance...

Justin: I'm going out to play tennis! Have you seen my balls?
Andy: (singing) Bow-chicka-bow-bow...

TV Repairman: I'm here to... fix your TV.
Andy: Bow-chicka-bow-bow...
TV Repairman: No, really, I'm just here to fix your TV.

McDonalds Employee: (over the intercom)Would you like fries with that?
Andy: Bow-chika-bow-bow...
McDonalds Employee: Sorry, I didn't undertand. Could you repeat that?
Andy: BOW-CHICKA-BOW-BOW!
McDonalds Employee: You, sir, are an idiot.
Andy: BOW-CHICKA-BOW-BOW!!

Okay, so it's useful in every situation imaginable. Bow-chicka-bow-bow!


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