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• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• You Fucked Up!
• Beauty is in the eye of the head up the ass of the beholder
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• Up To Here
• Our rover can kick your lander's ass!
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• People have fucked up before
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Up Your Ass
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• Our computers are virtual machines in the real machine that is the universe
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• Sally Jessy man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• Here's To Shutting Up
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• How did I end up here?
• fuck up
• Fucked up ways to die
• Ken Lay
• Lil Kid up in here (user)
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Shut The Fuck Up
• fucked up criteria (user)
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Fucked Up
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• amazon.com's privacy policy
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• You're here to save the world. Unfortunately, you live in a virtual world, detached from reality.
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Morrison's Lament
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken
• Books to read before you give up on fantasy
• click here
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• We are all sitting on our asses, simultaneously staring blankly at computer screens all over the world
• Grave Are The Hairs On Our Asses
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• Growing up
• pick up
• Beam Me Up, Scotty
• Pick it up
• dream up
• Growing Up Hapa
• Kiss and make up
• choke up
• My "Giving Up Smoking" Log
• Tune Up #1
• run it up the flagpole and see who salutes
• blow up in your face
• How to make roses open up
• Open Up The Gates
• shoot up
• ramp up
• Men Who Dig Up History
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• What goes up
• We met at quarter past young; still, we grew up together
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Pollyanna Grows Up
• step right up
• jr grows up (user)
• Don't ever empty half a bottle of washing up liquid into the cistern of a toilet
• Auto tune up (user)
• keep your hands up
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• It's a sweet fast song stepping swiftly up Hannah's stairs
• The Ass and the Horse
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• bad ass (user)
• virtual camera
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Virtual CD
• Ass kisser
• virtual destructor
• Right click menu
• Which 4-manifold do we live in?
• Internet kisses are merely clicks and hisses
• Why is it we desire that which we can never attain?
• It is the kind of smile which explains everything
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• The Nodermeet On Which The Sun Never Sets
• I don't create. I execute the images which appear.
• For fuck's sake
• A poor fuck pleasure
• u can go suck a fuck (user)
• Mind Fuck
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Right here and now
• From Here to Eternity
• No meagre passion here
• being here
• to write here is to invest in a strange nation
• kelley here (user)
• what he carried from here to Okinawa
• our sun
• On Seeing a Piece of Our Heavy Artillery Brought into Action
• We've received your resume, and we're entering your credentials in our companywide database
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• Our Exagmination Round His Factification for Incamination of Work in Progress
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• Grichka et son ours
• Our Friends From Frolix 8
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• Please pardon our façade
• The day we broke our teacher's mind
• our own personal movies
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
• company policy
• clean desk policy
• Jimmy Carter's Foreign Policy
• Time policy
• Technology and the erosion of privacy
• Programmable Read-Only Memory
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• How to read binary-coded ASCII
• Read Me (collaboration)
• read a book, you sexy orphan
• spit up
• All sewed up
• Lather up
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Rahled up
• Rise Up Singing
• Ice cream up to my elbows
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• The nail that sticks up gets hammered down
• Live It Up
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• Line Up
• Rolling Up, Rolling Down
• Up and In Heat
• I cough up butterflies
• Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
• 06:21:03:11 Up Evil
• Make shit up
• So I wake up
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• Five Up
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Throw me to the sky and let the clouds tear me up
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• How to save up to 30% on ebay
• sorry ass
• A thumb up the punt
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?

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