Findings:

• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Touch me I'm sick
• I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• Break me. I'm elated.
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• What is wrong with me?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Women want me when I'm taken
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• corrected print
• I walk around when I'm high
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm scared
• I swear I'm not crazy
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• Hi Honey, I'm Home
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• away from me
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• .25(Brain) + .75(Other Memories) = Me
• Do you think you could love me now?
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I wanted you to want me
• Everything kind of creeps me out
• Submit to me, you evil fly!
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• words hiss into me
• How Prom nearly killed me
• They Know Me
• They had been expecting me
• Use Me
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Something to remember me by
• Miss Cleo let me down
• Saint of Me
• chris me (user)
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Give me a cookie!
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• you are magic to me
• Archived E2 FAQ: Read Me First: Getting Started on E2 (document)
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Don't send me roses
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Carl and me
• let me love you (user)
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• capture me with grace
• the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• U READY 4 ME (user)
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• talk me (user)
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• pot makes me feel better
• tell me all your reasons
• Cybersex gone wrong
• If you hear only one song this year, there's something seriously wrong with you
• What is wrong with wanting death?
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• Correct English terms for various animal noises
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• I'm so Goth, I pewp bats
• Free to Be, You and Me
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• Windows ME
• you make me think of death
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• When your presents give me hives
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• get off me
• You Do Something To Me
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• Me and my big mouth
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Take On Me
• Talk to me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Me Against the World
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Mr. T and Me
• me!!!!!!!! (user)
• Let Me Sing Your Blues Away
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• As Nature is to Me
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• 'Twixt You and Me
• I did not approach people; people did not approach me
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Convince me to become a Pilot
• Tell me of the nature of love
• Liver, come back to me
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• c me not_root (category)
• Why can't my employer pay me more?
• he calls me girly_root (category)

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