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• I did not need it. I was strong. I was steady. I knew what I was doing.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Everything Hitler did was legal
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Did Chuang Tzu dream
• That which I should have done I did not do
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• Did you mean for it to look like this?
• Where did I put those darn tomatoes?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Back when grunge was still cool
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• How was the Bible canonized?
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
• When I was five
• Adam really was the first man
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• One hour there was sunlight
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• I was the liar; here is the truth
• The room was hot
• I was a helpless agent of causality
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• more sure of all I thought was true
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• I did not find love
• I almost did it
• Where did you learn ebonics?
• Britain Entering World War I
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• I did not get the news
• wa
• Trompe
• If Dr. Seuss Was A Tech Writer
• Upon my indulgence, I was dissatisfied
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• The art gallery was quiet as a church
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Johnny was a parachuter
• The state that almost was
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Barnum was right
• Aunt Peg
• back when our blood was still warm
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• Democracy assassinated the family that was here
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• The artifact was completely impenetrable to all forms of matter except living human flesh
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• my great-grandmother was a Cherokee princess
• answer: where did the other square go?
• Did Nostradamus predict JFK's assassination?
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• edev: I Shot Guest User (but I did not shoot n-a-t-e)
• The last time I did blotter acid, and why
• I was once a victim of Catholic schooling
• Was Jesus resurrected as the Easter Bunny?
• The Princess who was Hidden Underground
• being a kid was great
• sifting sand to find fading past in smooth stones, sorrow was here
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
• The Haunting That Was Not
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• I was my mom for a while
• If I were a genetic engineer
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• If I was president
• Bingu wa Mutharika
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• I was there
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
• So how did you two meet?
• What did you love when you were a kid?
• the garden did not start out as metaphor, it started out as paradise
• Did you touch any of his blood?
• Did we not build the rudder? Let us not blame the sea.
• People in the South are obsessed with antibiotics
• "Oskee wee wee! Oskee wa wa!"
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes
• Oxygen was the world's first pollutant
• i wonder if that was meant to console
• Na of Wa
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• When I Was a Boy
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• I Was A Cow
• was ist das? (user)
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• What if architecture was like web design?
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• And in those days was armageddon
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• She always was devious in her beauty
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• All I wanted was a Pepsi
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• R was a Railway Rug (user)
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• England arrived late
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• 'T was
• The world was designed for giant squid
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Tomorrow I was
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Sex with my sister was always really, really good
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• Was Charles Darwin a Social Darwinist?
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• W.A. Thornhump III
• Was the Black Death really just Anthrax?
• The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• She was inside the music, with her eyes closed
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• A knock there was upon the door
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• I was monied and I needed the youth
• Papa Was A Rollin' Stone
• A Slumber did my Spirit Seal
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Mother, did it need to be so high?
• I woke up in a bed I did not know
• mention
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Why Socrates was really executed
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• There once was a chicken named Alice
• November 4, 1995
• Watashi wa Ko Neko
• Was it something I said?
• I was alive again
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• I was never broken
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window

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