• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• How can I miss you if you won't go away?
• Can I get MTV from kissing?
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Head so full my mouth won't shut
• Can I get a sketch?
• You can get to my heart by making me cry
• can you get enough of me?
• Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
• Fuck this, let's go get a drink
• The Woman Who Sat on a Toilet and Wouldn't Get Off
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• I hold you where no one else can go
• The least I can get away with
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• thefez sure can eat a lot of steak for a slim guy
• You can bypass Dates #1 and #2, and head directly to Date #3. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I get to go to heaven!
• All you can eat
• I can eat a peach for hours
• How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• The kind of woman who eats ice cream in February
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Who shall we eat?
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Guys who play guitar to get girls
• The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• Go get a pair of B-A Elevens
• Straight girls who go to strip clubs
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• So, who is this Webster 1913 guy, anyway?
• No man can eat fifty eggs
• Oh this world can hurt so many
• Who eats what (e2poll)
• if you're so evil eat this kitten
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• Among strangers who will say so many things to fill our ears
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• Can I go to the bathroom?
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• So I let her go
• Women who can drop a Llama at 40 paces
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• You can never get away from yourself
• You can never go home again
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
• Can I Get An Amen?
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• Poop Won't Eat Itself
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• You can eat sushi
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• The man who can fix anything
• Put this robe on while I go get you a pamphlet
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• We laugh so we won't cry
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• How to eat wild stuff and not get poisoned
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• All the gold you can eat
• Waiting for the tear gas in my room to fade away so i can sleep
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Is that to go, or to eat here?
• You're so come here go away
• So Who Wear the Pants?
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• If I really loved you, you'd never get so close.
• You can only chase a shadow so far
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Can we all just get along?
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• What can you get for three cents?
• So rare you can still hear it moo
• the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• Those who are the most intelligent are often the most likely to go insane
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• u can go suck a fuck (user)
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• Go get your wings, the rain is letting up
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Monster Truck Rally Announcer guy who comes over and eats all your food
• Who let her get at the Johnny Walker
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• Can a Nigga Get a Table Dance?
• Can I eat him, boss?
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Only Nixon can go to China
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Go out and get some fresh air
• so the hum and silence can co-exist
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Won't Get Fooled Again
• I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
• my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• I Go to Extremes
• The Girls Want to Go to a Nightclub
• All right, go play in Africa
• The United States should go to war with everyone
• She wanted to go to Paris
• chicken nuggets GO (user)
• Go, Diego, Go
• Where do we go from here?
• do not let the sun go down on your anger
• Shower Knobs
• Cosmic Ray Air Shower
• As above, so below
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• I Want You (She's So Heavy)
• So then she said
• Can
• Why the Tibet problem is so problematic
• Mr Brown Can Moo! Can You?
• As Florida goes, so goes the nation
• Insulting softlinks
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• So you don't have to
• Girls can wank in a ladylike fashion
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?

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