Findings:
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
- Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Don't want sex, be sexual
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- I don't feel gay
- Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Don't defile my sex
- You just don't get it
- Don't Be Afraid
- I just want to be friends
- If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
- this used to be a nodeshell? you don't say...
- Don't Just Assume That Someone Is Straight.
- Don't worry, Be Happy!
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- Don't leave the house or you'll be shot for deserting.
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- The Joy of Gay Sex
- All we need is just to be
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- Don't be seduced by the taco bar
- Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
- Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- I don't want to be alone
- I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
- JUST FOR SEX (user)
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- Lord Browne, Gay Sex and the Right to Privacy
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
- There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
- I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
- Just to see what it would be like
- I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
- Be careful and don't fall down
- Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- I just want to be a drummer
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- I Just Want You To Be Happy
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- Be different, just like everyone else
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- Glad to be gay
- Just don't expect me to understand
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- Don't take sex too seriously
- Anonymous gay washroom sex
- BDSM - Not Just Kinky Sex
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Don't want to be lonely no more
- I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Baptist jokes
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
- Easier to be gay
- I take for granted that you just don't care
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I don't always want you to be nice
- In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
- It'd be nice to be a sex symbol
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- I don't want to be successful
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
- It will never be just you
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Don't Be Evil
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- Choosing to be gay
- (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- Just Be
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- Don't Be An Ass (user)
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Don't be an IM phantom
- I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Let's just be friends
- Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
- Don't be sad
- Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- Rape committed by women
- Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
- Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- Heterosexist norms make it tough for gays to be themselves
- Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
- Billy, Don't Be a Hero
- Just be home in time for supper
- Glitter and Be Gay
- Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
- You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
- Be a model or just look like one
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- don't be absurd (user)
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- we can all just be around other people
- Can't we all just be friends?
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
- A Confused Gay Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Somewhat Smugly Disparaging but Possibly Ends with Sex
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don't buy the champagne just yet
- Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
- Casual sex: it's not just for 'sinners' anymore
- Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
- That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
- why don't you just?
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- Why you don't deserve to be a professor
- you just might be evil
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Dont come near me. (user)
- dont know (user)
- Don't open the nuclear reactor
- You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
- I Don't Know (user)
- Don't Make Me Think
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- In Spring I Look Gay
- Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
- I'm Gay; not dead!
- Gay Gordons
- I never thought it would be like this
- gay girl 83 (user)
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