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• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• God, thanks for inventing breasts
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• If God doesn't exist, is everything permitted?
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• The forgiveness of sins is God's final revenge on mankind
• God's gift to women
• Thank God the new Anakin is not Leo
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• Thank GOD for Supermodels!
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• Things every child should be taught
• With every broken heart, we should become more adventurous.
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Thank God It's Monday
• Thank God for cold fusion
• You want that I should rough him up?
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Statistics every writer should know
• God's Gift To Man
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Why God doesn't ride photons
• The Gift of God
• If I Should Fall from Grace with God
• God Loves, Man Kills
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• God's Gift
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• God probably doesn't exist
• Prayer to Every God
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Dear God, thank you for the sick
• i thank You God for most this amazing
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• God comments his code, you should too
• treat every moment like it's your last
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Gifts to the gods
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• Thank God For Little Children
• God gave a loaf to every bird
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Thank God for the moon
• Now Thank We All Our God
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• Every Breath You Take
• Kind words beat upvotes and C!s every day
• Every Day an Asshole
• Every Good Boy Deserves Favour
• And Every One Was a Henry: A Magnificent Maryland Renaissance Oktoberfest E2 Throwdown!
• Every way that you are is a beautiful thing.
• every day carry
• The Gift, the Giver, the Rebel, the Thief, and the Stranger and his Glue
• The Great Gift, Tobacco
• Eggs, Tokens, E2 Gift Shop and Wheel of Surprise
• fear of God
• As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods
• God Bless America
• A god in wrath
• My God! It's chock full of SOY!
• God Bless the Child
• Ray Charles is God
• City of God Book XIV
• God's Reply
• God Wants You! (for the 3rd Crusade)
• How do you make God laugh?
• God Bless Australia
• G.O.D.
• God, the crying prospector
• All My Hope on God is Founded
• God's Food
• God prays
• The Indian Upon God
• God is a Butcher
• I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you ...
• Marguerite Perrin, God Warrior
• God and Moloch
• God helmet
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Dear God, I Hate Myself
• GOD EMPEROR OF DUNE DESIRES TO MATE WITH HIS BENE GESSERIT CONCUBINE
• It's never him
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Send him to Detroit!
• The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
• Praise Him, O Praise Him
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Kill Hannah
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• He never killed a man that did not need killing.
• Let's Kill Hitler
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Air-raid sirens for a moment of silence
• Dark Moments In Pictures
• It is at that moment, I believe, that Sylvester finds his true voice
• People in glass houses should not throw stones
• Should I feel guilty?
• Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
• ".Sony" and the reason why you should never type it
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• Should you cheat on your PhD ?
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Sins of the Fathers : With Open Arms
• Sari & Sins
• Thanks
• Give Thanks that You Are Not a Poor Urchin
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Christmas is the same every year
• Every kid's dream
• Every Extend
• Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
• Giving gifts
• Wedding gift basket
• Gift Points
• God is Dead
• Thou art God
• Your God Is Too Small
• To God Be the Glory
• She is why God is God.
• Great God Om
• Without religion, there is no God
• God is a pronoun
• God Hates Fundies
• City of God Book VIII : 2
• City of God Book XVIII : 2
• Of Gods and Men: The Orphic Cult
• If There Is a God
• God Rock
• Bob, the Alien Barbecue God
• Young Men's Reformed Cultists of the Ichor God Bel Shamharoth Association
• O God of Earth and Altar
• God does all things to magnify His glory
• God bless you, Mr. Oostendorp
• There By the Grace of God

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