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The
Evil
Spider
Woman
lives in her
secret hideout
deep within the
Himalayan Mountains
. Ever since she killed off
Dr. Fu Manchu
, she has inherited his
role
as
International Crimelord
and
World-Conquering Genius
, so she keeps
busy
with various
nefarious plot
s, including:
smuggling
opium
in
ancient artifacts
bound for
national
museum
s;
the
overthrow
of the
British government
using
steam-powered flying machines
;
selling
innocent American college girls
into
white slavery
in
China
;
construction
of
the horribly powerful Moon Gun
at the
secret base
in
tropical Antarctica
;
replacing
American
congressmen
with
inhuman
clockwork automata
;
sponsorship
of
evil cannibalistic death cult
s in
Deepest Darkest Africa
;
marry
ing,
mating
with, and
executing
wealthy, brainwashed bachelors
worldwide;
and
promotion
of
teeny-bopper bimbo dance bands
.
Fear
--nay,
tremble
--before the world-shaking
wickedness
of the
Evil Spider Woman
!
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