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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "fuck me like the pig that I am"
- Fuck me like you fucked that horse
- I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
- Republican Like Me
- Smells Like al-Qaqaa
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- She Fucks Me
- Bleed Like Me
- I could use a muse like you to amuse me
- I am a Pokemon and I flew like one
- Fuck me harder
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Loves me like a bottle
- Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
- I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- Do you like me?
- See? It likes me!
- Look at me, I am moving on
- Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
- I, like your cigarette, am on fire
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
- You like me, you really like me!
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
- A Doll Like Me
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
- Why is everybody exactly like me?
- tag after one like a tantony pig
- eyed me like a female mantis
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Fuck like crazed weasels
- Yes, i am an utter bastard, so your hate and hurt feelings only amuse me
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- fuck you pay me
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- There are a million girls like me out there
- Dead Like Me
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Fuck me boots
- My Company Likes Me
- You're like a brother to me
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
- Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
- Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
- fuck me and marry me young
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Walk Like Me
- Look siad me Be like me
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
- Black Like Me
- This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
- You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
- I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
- Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
- If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- I like you; do you like me?
- Take Me As I Am
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
- Roll me over and fuck me again
- Please tell me, Elizabeth. How exactly does one suck a fuck?
- His name came up like a match on wooden me
- I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- Society made me what I am
- I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
- I am the god of fuck!
- treat me like a woman
- Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
- Somebody Up There Likes Me
- Remind Me Who I Am, Again
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Fuck me
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- the sky above me like a full recovery
- I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
- Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
- He brings me books like flowers
- the squealing bride, like a stuck pig
- I used to fuck people like you in prison
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Help Me I Am In Hell
- violence comes to me like a second nature
- I am one sick fuck
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
- Fuck like bunnies
- I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
- I am a woman who does not like assholes
- I am like you, an emotional amnesiac
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- so save me (user)
- Pan American Games
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- call me a poet
- Things I am not ashamed of
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- I Am a Pretty Little Dutch Girl
- As Nature is to Me
- I am Jane
- That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- When I am an old man
- Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- The portion of her face she allows me to see
- I am deathly afraid of February
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- I am not a fire hydrant
- Pity me not because the light of day
- somewhere, when I realize who I am
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- Soccer AM
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- I am Edward Teller's pool man
- bite me (user)
- Now I am become grey, the creator of worlds
- I am an IT Department of One.
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
- if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
- I am the very model of a Whiny Emo MySpace Whore
- in a quiet room streaming words for me
- Moonshine at 10 a.m.
- Give a flying fuck
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
- Fuck You General Public Disclaimer
- No Weed for Me
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- Me with you, lucky me
- Sally Jessy man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- give me the truth or nothing
- Young Politicals in action and out and about FUCK YOU
- Fuck Chopin!
- We're all guinea pigs
- My cat's breath smells like cat food
- Pig in a python
- I thought paper cuts were like lightning
- Porky Pig's Haunted Holiday
- like this
- Everyone likes the Pope
- Would you like a cup of coffee?
- What does nuclear fusion smell like?
- Time flies like an arrow
- Prostitution - I Like My Job
- Look! That x looks like Jesus!
- love like a knife
- built like a tank
- sounds like an affliction
- lift yr. skinny fists like antennas to heaven!
- As You Like It III.i
- Breasts, unbound, moving like oiled balloons
- A kind of calm like no other
- Like a Hummingbird
- What do theorems look like?
- Looks like 1984 was only n years off
- Party like it's the end of the world
- Almost Like a Whale?
- These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
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