• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• People are naturally good
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Cats don't have brakes
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• So you don't have to
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• I like to kick people with my fists
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• I just don't know when to quit.
• We like seeing ourselves in the mirror. Circuitry is just the newest reflective material.
• People don't listen to my answering machine message
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Work like you don't need the money
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• How to "Have People"
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I don't like the looks of those teenagers
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• don't throw good money after bad
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Just to see what it would be like
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• just like my father
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• I have a good rapport with animals
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Have I just accidentaly reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Just Like Heaven
• I don't believe in people
• People just expect things from me
• I don't see like you
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I don't think I like love
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• love like you don't need the money
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Baptist jokes
• Capitalize, please
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Well, that's like, just your opinion, man
• Japanese people like to play games
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• If you don't like it, leave
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• just to have some human contact
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Just like you
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Why I don't like enlightenment
• Just Like Mom
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Work like you don't need the monkey
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Just like tomato soup
• I don't like moving.
• She opened her eyes and spoke in a very normal voice, just as if she were sane
• just like mom used to make
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• People Like Us
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Dead people I have known
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• Her hair, tangled
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Frank Moskus
• Know your pets
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• Just Like Larry
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• I might fall into good sleep like swimming
• I like the sound of my own voice
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Have you ever made a just man?
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Good Girls Don't
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• Gravity: Not just a good idea; it's the law
• Animals people have sex with
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.

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