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happily married

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(idea) by Demeter (5.6 hr) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 2 C!s Sat Sep 23 2000 at 13:59:54

The state that occurs when you know that you really do want to spend the rest of your life with the person you said "I do" with.

When you can row and afterwards, all that happens is that you:
a. Understand each other better
b. Have a lot of fun making up

When you can imagine what life would be like to be without them, and the thought terrifies you

When you would rather listen to them snore than sleep alone.

When you would rather be silent with them, than talking to somebody else

When you still desire them, despite the fact they have put on 20 pounds, or started to go bald

And

When you think about we before you think about I

Then you are happily married


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