Findings:
- Putting a match out in your mouth
- How to put a cigarette out on your tongue
- How Eulenspiegel cleared out the merchant's house
- Finding out where a net user lives
- Putt it out
- The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- Inserting an intravenous cannula
- The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
- It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
- Turning a call option into a put option (and vice versa)
- Mealy mouthed impenetrable politically correct public sector bollox, and how to translate it
- Making a flame thrower out of a Bic lighter
- Getting water out of a cactus
- Making a ring out of a dollar bill
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- Put your mouth where my money is
- Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
- put out
- How Eulenspiegel cheated a baker out of a sack of bread
- Building a rabbit trap out of two aluminum cans
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- How to fall out of an airplane
- How to scare the living shit out of an arachnophobe with a black shoelace
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
- You Took The Words Right Out of My Mouth
- Put out to pasture
- How to scare the hell out of people using flour
- I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- How to find out your own IP address
- Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
- Put out to stud
- How to make a bowl out of a vinyl LP
- How to read poetry out loud
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- How the Sun, the Moon, and the Wind Went Out to Dinner
- How to find out if a Web company is monitoring your browsing habits
- How to pack someone out of your life
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How to put PC-GEOS on a GRiDPad 1910
- How to put a fish to sleep
- If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
- I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
- How to put a motorcycle on its centerstand
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Getting the most out of public transportation
- Getting small animals out of the walls
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- How Eulenspiegel talked two hundred boys out of their shoes
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- How to put together a skateboard
- Getting wax out of carpet
- How to put a bike in a car
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- how to fall out of a marriage
- Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
- How to start a fire without matches
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Why big businesses give prizes away
- How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- How to make a serviceable pair of shoes out of a rubber tire
- How to have an out of body experience
- The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
- How to find out if an egg has gone bad
- How to scare the shit out of someone
- Lost in Boston?
- He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- How to build a computer out of black holes
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to Fall Out of Love
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- Rolling out fresh pasta
- Putting groceries in a paper bag
- How to put a crewmember aloft on a sailboat
- How to put on a lubber with one hand at the same time
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- How to get more out of Psi
- exercise your mouth to let those big words come right out
- How to Ride Out a Storm
- put your money where your mouth is
- How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
- How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
- How to escape domestic violence
- Lighting a book match one-handed
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- Smoking from a Pringles tube
- how to short out a phone line
- How to clean everything
- Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
- How the Fierce Warriors Invaded Oz
- I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
- How Scandinavians Became Hideously White
- Out of sight, still in mind, completely permanent
- Buying a guitar amplifier
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- How to rip off Columbia Record and Tape Club
- Life inside out
- Fascism: What it is and how to fight it
- What to do when a roommate moves out
- How to set up a formal table
- She does not take her trip. She does not shout out loud.
- How far are you from anything?
- Ways of going out in cricket
- how to act
- Joey's Night Out
- How to calculate the day of the week for a given date
- How to prepare a manuscript
- How to pronounce IRC terminology
- How crackers break copy protection
- Creeping out strangers and embarrassing my family
- Michael Moved Out to Live with His Bitch & Her Dog
- How to make a car last nearly forever
- Out (user)
- How to eat an ice cream cone
- How to Moderate a Listserv using qmail
- Don't go out without a coat
- How to pop popcorn
- Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
- How Eulenspiegel became an eyeglass maker
- Put the blocks to
- How I survived the Great Conclusion Jump of 1995
- Put up a beef
- How to Cook a Wolf
- So I put the lasagne in the oven
- How Amtrak lost my business
- Be careful where you put your laptop
- Opening a bottle of wine
- Billionaire Bill Koch: I plan to put people in jail
- O Chatterton! how very sad thy fate
- How to lie your way across the Canadian border
- How to wrap an egg roll
- How to carry skis
- How to get through U.S. Customs
- How to repel women
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- How to create your perfect mix CD
- How to make war
- clientdev: How to predict your position in the Other Users nodelet
- How to make homemade slush
- How to land a jet plane on an aircraft carrier
- How to pack a pack of cigarettes
- How Much Is that Doggie in the Window?
- How to get dressed if you are a man
- Running a marathon
- rolling mat
- How to bind breasts
- Impersonal recruiters
- Know How, Can Do
- Ironing on a T-shirt transfer
- How Few Remain
- How to be a good customer
- How to make a knife
- But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
- How to kill brain cells
- How to make your own stylish tramp gloves
- How to kill a vampire
- How to annoy invigilators
- Disneyfying Shakespearean Tragedy
- How to make friends, from a friend.
- How Iwhosawtheface (almost certainly) lost 100 dollars
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- how to make door lock picks
- How to make brown
- How to Philosophize with a Hammer
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