Findings:

• What Me Worry (user)
• Drug Me
• England Made Me
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• John Hall
• Give Me Louisiana
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• kiss me quick
• where does that leave me?
• The Joy of Pair Bonding: You, Me, We
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• A Doll Like Me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Kiss me quick, squeeze me slowly!
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• They had been expecting me
• Use Me
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• math makes me smile
• Just Me (user)
• I'll become what you became to me
• The Emergency Services called me back
• It could have been me
• Eat me beat me lady
• I'll show you yours if you show me mine
• Tu Me Gustas
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• For me formidable
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Pity me not because the light of day
• No one touches me
• you know me (user)
• Dance Me Outside
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• c me not (user)
• Before you, there was me
• it's just me (user)
• Me Kissing Vinoodh
• Me!! (user)
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Can't you just fall in love with me already?
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• A Starfleet Officer's Field Guide to First Contact
• Fuck me harder
• Not me
• Me So Horny
• Beer me!
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Portland, Maine
• Add Me On
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• emote me
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• you complete me
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• Give me a moment, please
• Squirrels are trying to tell me something
• Nobody Loves Me
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• when strangers tell me to smile
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• where are you taking me : templeton 2
• Oh Be a Fine Girl Kiss Me
• Don't leave me alone
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• kill him dead; don't call me
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• She only wants me for tech support
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• that's me (user)
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me
• And the bridge sang its sweet siren song, longingly, to me
• drop me a line_root (category)
• Choose a star with me
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• You wouldn't recognize me
• MET ME IN THE TRAP (user)
• in a quiet room streaming words for me
• Cry me a river
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• chase me avalyn1 (user)
• humor
• Good Humor Man
• This is my truth tell me yours
• Me and a Gun
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• My first comet
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Where organized religion lost me
• I wanted you to want me
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• And It Stoned Me
• Je me souviens
• The thought that kept me awake
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• Give Me Strength
• Comin' to carry me home
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• People just expect things from me
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• please forgive me (user)
• Remembering you and me
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• What in the world has come over me
• Goodness Gracious Me
• They are telling me it is time to go
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• We must get there before dark, follow me
• How Daniel explained it to me
• She loves me, she loves me not
• Loves me like a bottle
• Give me tonight
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Take me to your leader
• let me love you_root (category)
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• U READY 4 ME (user)
• Yes, i am an utter bastard, so your hate and hurt feelings only amuse me
• Desire Me (user)
• No Weed for Me
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Cancer humor
• -Me- (user)
• The shape of me and other stuff
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• For me to hold
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Touch Me
• you lied to me
• Explain store brand Cheese Curls to me!
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Nemo me impune lacessit
• Send me a check for eleven cents
• Indemnify and Save Me Harmless!!!
• Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
• Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
• Can You Fill Me In?
• hold me tighter
• Killing Me Softly
• Our love sustains me far beyond the gold horizon
• Blake, Keats, Emerson and Me
• Books made me a person
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• She Fucks Me
• Release Me
• me 3:16 (user)
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry

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