• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I have always been burning
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• The way things have always been done
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I have never
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have just been shot
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Advice I have been given about girls
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• you would have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Front porch, what should have been said
• It could have been me
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• Pigs have good noses
• The eyes have it... (e2poll)
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Been
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Attention has been paid
• Hey, I've been on e2 for a decade, give me a break.
• I'm not drinking any more
• Anime Drinking Game
• UK binge drinking
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• Sex with a chicken
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I have bloodmarks on my floor
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Stoned music memories
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• Have Blue
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• It must have fixed itself!
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Making islands to have new seashores
• the rats have discovered what the third rail is good for
• You have to keep loving
• how many lines of code have you written?
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• Have you hugged a psychopath today?
• The most annoying clients have the most interesting cases
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• I've been crowned the king of it
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• drinking on a band trip
• Why I Should Stop Drinking
• teen drinking
• have
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Let's all have an orgy!
• If you have a penis, this is important information!
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• I have a damaged bard's gene...
• I have never felt more alive
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• You have to return something if it's borrowed
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• In the time you have
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Ah, the distrust I have fostered. It is such a rock.
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• We have science and confidence
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• let's run away together and have an adventure
• Have you argued for a false truth?
• I've Been Working on the Railroad
• Help! My sister's been abducted by Christians!
• All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
• It's been odd out in the world
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• Drinking with a Gentleman of Leisure in the Mountains
• A rum drinking demon at tea
• Snooker drinking game
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants

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