Findings:

• this is it, we're going to die
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• We're Going On A Bear Hunt
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• We're Going On A Bug Hunt
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• going forward
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• Thumbs Up going down
• It's going to be fine
• That westbound idiot is still going to turn in front of my eastbound car
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• A Murder of Crows
• The Hex Murder
• The Macbeth Murder Mystery
• The murder of Dariusz Janiszewski
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Speaking with Someone Else's Voice
• Helping people cheat
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• someone much more (user)
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• You were my plans tonight
• Today Is the Tomorrow You were Promised Yesterday : Acknowledgements
• When We Were Orphans
• Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• As if that were possible, and oh the bitter-sweetness of trying
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Going After Cacciato
• I Am Slowly Going Crazy
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Going for the One
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• How to Host a Murder
• The murdered soul haunts the killer
• Murders in the Zoo
• Murder Review Group
• The Sally Anne Bowman Murder
• good reasons to hate someone
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• ways to say someone is stupid
• Battle of Someone
• The Two Men Who Were Enemies
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• If the Current Were to Call
• When you were my baby
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• When Things Were Rotten
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• The day we woke up and the machines were us
• The Matrix is going down for a reboot in 5 minutes: all users, please save your data and log out
• Going to school with large bags under your eyes
• Going Overboard
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Freedonia's going to war
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Murder She Wrote
• The Murder of Kurt Cobain
• muti murder
• The Ipswich Red Light Murders
• Murder Act 1752
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• Someone passes
• If I could be someone
• How to unsubscribe someone from a mailing list
• To cook someone's goose
• No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
• "We're With Ditka"
• I was into them after they were hip
• When were the gospels written?
• They Were Eleven
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Were the Allies Hypocrites?
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• As it were
• My mother and your mother were hanging out clothes
• As the clocks were striking the hour
• Hey, Nora! What were the pregnant women called?
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• The Going
• Hold tight, these walls aren't going to hold
• The trumpet sounds within in-a my soul, I ain't going to stay here
• The Book of Going Forth by Day
• Who's going to believe a nine-year-old girl?
• Her heart is in little tiny pieces that are going to blow away.
• The Cruelty, Follies and Murder of Commodus
• Professional Murder Music
• Murdered by pirates is good!
• The Vending Machine Murders
• Falling in love with someone's musical taste
• Forgiving someone
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• It's someone's pet. Take the time.
• Fall in love with someone today
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• We're shifting the paradigm
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• Today Is the Tomorrow You Were Promised Yesterday : Introduction
• If Wishes Were Horses
• Were there a god!
• If there were no birds
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• You Were Right_root (category)
• If we were ghosts
• Riding the cycle we're given
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm going to Disneyland
• I'm going to the moon
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• Murder Ink
• World's End murders
• Jack the Ripper and the Whitechapel murders
• Murder Act 1965
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Absolutely, to someone else
• Find someone who...
• Wish You Were Here
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
• We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• Those men were vanishing
• Most of the men were disillusioned long before they met her
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• There were times better than this
• These lions were not like normal lions.
• Will God forgive us for what we're doing?
• going Dutch
• I'm going to be a Dad
• going nowhere
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Going to a ska show
• Ratchet and Clank: Going Commando
• wink murder
• JB Harold: Murder Club
• dreams of murder & gaussian resurrection (document)
• The Happy Valley Murder
• someone
• someone I thought I knew once
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Get a rise out of someone
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• why we were chosen
• In the long run, we're all dead
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• And Then There Were None
• Two peanuts were walking down the street
• When we were little kids, running
• Were you 18 in the Spring of 1997?
• If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
• A Pity. We were such a good invention.
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• this is how i'm going to die.
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out

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