• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• I didn't even know he was sick!
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• need sex have money (user)
• Fuck you money
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• People have fucked up before
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• I didn't always have this cool job
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• I have seen the elephant
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Sex with a chicken
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I have a good rapport with animals
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• I would like to have emotions
• We Have Come For Your Parents
• You are never dedicated to something in which you have complete confidence
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Long Haired Preachers
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I have the body of John Wilkes Booth
• It must have rained or something
• We are all we have
• Things video games have taught me
• She Will Have Her Way
• Why roses have thorns
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• He died on a Sunday morning
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage and, if he is lucky, the children look.
• What's He Building?
• And he bought our every word for dollars.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• He said I'm better of without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• PC load letter
• money shot
• How much money do you make?
• McDonald's makes money by McRaping your pockets
• For Love or Money
• The beggar who was too rich for my money
• taxpayer money
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• And They Didn't Die
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Friends who fuck
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Fucked up Facts from History
• She Fucks Me
• The Fuck Fucks
• fuck off (user)
• You have a big finger
• You can't have everything
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have learned our lessons well
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Celebrities I have served
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• If You Have to Ask
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• I seem to have lost the ability to "live"
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• i have small phallus (user)
• At this point, we have no idea where the bodies are coming from
• I have Gaelic
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• Why won't he call?
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• What He Suffered
• He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• And as he sang the world began to fall apart
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• Now he dances to bring her back.
• load moment
• paper money
• Time is money
• Speed Costs Money
• Money, Money
• Eat Bugs for Money
• lil d money (user)
• I didn't know what to say
• Fuck me harder
• Fuck plate tectonics
• puck fuck
• Fuck the models
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• Fuck It_root (category)
• pussy fuck (user)
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Till We Have Faces
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Madmen have a world all their own
• I have never kissed a girl
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• You have a heart of ultimate and universal fear
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• look beneath the floorboards for the secrets I have hid
• You have to keep loving
• Words have power
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• He
• I like the way he reads poetry
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• He called around 5:30
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
• he faked murder_root (category)
• He dreams of smoke
• He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
• load average
• Running load
• DJ Cash Money
• Your Money or Your Life
• money is no object
• Maundy money
• Work like you don't need the money
• Beer money
• love like you don't need the money
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• Didn't you know?
• The Big Space Fuck
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• Ken Lay
• Fuck your god
• Have a nice day
• I have no hair
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel

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