Findings:

• Would you want to live there?
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• I wanted to write a poem that you would understand
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Sometimes there is a value in observing yourself being wrong
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• If you want X, you know where to find it.
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• How to Find You Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
• I want to put my hands there too
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Half-sour pickle
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• How to Find Your Lost Cell Phone (Without Making A Fool of Yourself)
• Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; There is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• wake up and find her still there
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• And there find God in everyone
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• beer belly
• fire bellied toad
• How do police train dogs to find hidden drugs?
• Items of clothing men find inexplicably alluring
• Things to do with hair you find in your drain
• This is my universe. Go find your own sandbox.
• If you are standing in boiling water, get to a liquor store, quickly.
• There's Something About Mary
• you had to be there
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• There was a young lady of Riga
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• If you hear only one song this year, there's something seriously wrong with you
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• There is a soundtrack, you know, but it's not for sale
• Why are there video screens in Playhouse Square?
• Where's the kaboom?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• There is no there there
• Why there are such long words in German
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• One hour there was sunlight
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• There were no clouds. I prayed for lightning.
• There is no such thing as color
• I don't want to die
• Do you want your possessions identified?
• I want a first kiss
• I don't want to be alone
• Do you want a kitten?
• She Wanted to Leave
• 277 Secrets Your Cat Wants You to Know
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Miss, I am a horse. You might want to hold your nose.
• Bounty Hunters Wanted! (document)
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Do you still want your first universe?
• You want to be the fucking hot girl, not the fucking, hot girl
• How would you understand?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
• If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
• You would make a wonderful father
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• would you place bets on my heart
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 3 Forms
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 11.3 Environment variables
• Teach Yourself Scheme: U References
• walk yourself
• Stupid ways to hurt yourself
• Check yourself before you wreck yourself
• Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
• Haragei
• red belly black1 (user)
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
• C Program for Calculating Individual Hexadecimal Digits of Pi
• The Wizard Finds an Enchantment
• we couldn't find the address
• There is no enemy anywhere
• The more laws there are, the more crime there is
• There's a Hole in my Bucket
• There are other things I haven't told you yet
• There is no nodegel! (document)
• There's a certain Slant of light
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• There was a customer today
• There's a Hippo in the Bathtub
• There are a couple of people in a cafe with only glass between them. And something important is happening
• Out There Live
• There's a hole at the bottom of the sea
• Now and Then, Here and There
• No worst, there is none
• There are no left turn lanes
• Why is there no socialism in the United States?
• There's a special place in my heart for old suitcases
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• I want to have your abortion
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Things I want my child to know
• Sometimes the apathy she saw made her want to curl up and cry
• She only wants me for sex
• NaNoWriMo (collaboration)
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• It means whatever you want it to mean
• She wanted the pies to stop.
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• eternity would be boring
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• What Would God Do?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• I would like to bring you here
• I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Withdraw yourself from the situation
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 5.2 fluid-let
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 14.1 Description of 'amb'
• misunderstood to the point of misunderstanding yourself
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• Teach yourself to play chess
• Not verifying information
• Jelly Belly
• Find an out
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• The words no one can find
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• I thought I might find you here
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• There is no such thing as a free lunch
• there's water on Mars!
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• There will be time
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• If There Is a God
• And Then There Were None
• There is no normality
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• There's no room in my life for anyone to stay
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Are You Right There, Father Ted?
• Counting proof that there are infinitely many prime numbers
• There Goes the Neighborhood! A Labor Day housewarming
• I was there
• A knock there was upon the door
• There is a silence in my heart, and your voice no longer breaks it
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
• I wanted Mary to cry blood
• All I want for Christmas...
• Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
• Who wants a Yo! MTV Raps Trading Card from the FUNKY FRESH holliman?
• If a Catholic wants to marry a non-Catholic

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