• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• Where were you then?
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Fake proof that if one person in a room is a redhead, then all the people in that room are redheads
• and then i drew some words for you
• beer then grass
• I still miss you, now and then. You'll never know.
• then, cloaks himself (user)
• then
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• The fortune cookie more accurate than Miss Cleo's Tarot cards
• And then God laughed like Hell
• Every Now and Then
• Since then, all I do
• Cherish you then the hope I shall forget
• Learn to Program: If/Then
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• For Once, Then, Something
• And then, she expressed frustration with life in general
• The Same Tale: And then...
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• and then we realized (user)
• and then a miracle occurs
• That Was Then, This is Now
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• And then we start to talk
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I Sit And Then Rise
• If 0=1, then I am the Pope
• Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• Everything you wanted to know about hamsters, and then some!
• More than a mouthful is a waste
• If Satan is the prince of darkness, then who is the king?
• First compress it, then encrypt it
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• And then one day you wake up
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• when music is your quest, then both sound and silence are your friends
• And then I crawled out from under the table
• Killing one's family and then killing oneself
• Well, then, I hate Thee, unrighteous picture
• Now and Then, Here and There
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
• Syphilis - Then and Now
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Baltimore Then and Now
• And then I awoke...
• To Carthage then I came
• she turns and smiles, then walks away
• You've fed this lot, then?
• And then all that we receive
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• And then I broke his nose
• And Then There Were None
• First the music, then the fire
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Life sucks, then you die
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• The air full of ice and electricity, and then the sky went green and the air raid sirens went off
• if I had known then what I know now
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• then (user)
• Then: The Early Years
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Then And Now
• Are you a sexist pig? Then buy our booze!
• Then the heavens opened
• And then I will just slip away
• and then I woke up
• And then we'll invade Russia
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• A few hundred books to 1500. Some ten thousand to 1600. Eighty thousand to 1700. Three hundred thousand to 1800. Then things go crazy.
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• So then she said
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• And then a terrible silence
• I heard a light sigh and then my heart stood still
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• What time do you call this, then?
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• If You Can't See My Mirrors (Then I Can't See You)
• it was true then
• then I hugged him
• Then Came the Last Days of May
• Had I a man's fair form, then might my sighs
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• now and then
• This is the time. The time was now. And now is then. This was the time.
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• I felt a disturbance in the fun, as if a million playgrounds cried out, and then
• And Then I Said "Touche"
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• coffee, then wine
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• and then his words silenced my noisy thought
• The phone rings, and then you look at me
• If class conflict is inherent to society, then so too is revolution
• females are better than males
• Not atheist, but what then?
• I Was Looking at the Ceiling And Then I Saw the Sky
• And then the rain of colorless fire
• feed your pretty words to my muse, and perhaps then
• Then I'll see you in hell!
• Hope Then Strife
• And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out
• then the terrorists win
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• Frowning on external links, then smiling, then bouncing them a little
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• I want anime hair, and then some
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• Speak of compassion first, then argue if you must
• Cease, then, being Emperor
• Answer the question, then question the answer
• Don't do that then!
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• The Psychological and Spiritual Necessity to view Christ as man and then God

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