Illumina
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| user since | | Fri Jun 30 2000 at 17:27:11 (8.1 years ago ) |
| last seen | | Sat Jul 5 2008 at 16:56:41 (2.1 weeks ago ) |
| number of write-ups | | 74 - View Illumina's writeups (feed) |
| level / experience | | 3 (Acolyte) / 2453 |
| mission drive within everything | | To Keep Everything Deeply Interwingled, and Whatever Else Strikes My Fancy (*uhrrf* right in the fancy) |
| specialties | | Smartypants |
| school/company | | School of Thought, Company of Men |
| motto | | omnia quae sunt, lumina sunt -- All things that are, are lights |
| most recent writeup | | A face etched in my lexicon |
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------------==========New Favorite quote======-----------
"EVIL TEAM? The are not so terriffic!"
--Shaolin Soccer
------------==========Last favorite quote for a bit ====----
"I am a perfectly ordinary magic goose and I am not at all interested in your electric Waffle Iron"
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If you send me postcards I will retaliate in kind!
Ordinary Magic Goose
41 Wolcott St. #3
Everett, MA 02149
Chat me up on AIM : illumina23
and if you have alot to say say it at: john@theymightbe.com
Illumina % is upvoting homenodes
2002.05.10@15:51 radlab0 says evidently, she was so certain she had won,
she thought that stripping naked was completely appropriate.
2002.05.10@15:51 Illumina says It was her nakedness that saved her, as she drove down the caramel highway, surrounded by the destruction.
2002.05.10@16:01 radlab0 says she was alive, covered with skin, a fact
accentuated by those flayed and dead around her.
2002.05.10@16:03 Illumina says none of the others had seen it coming.from the terrible blue sky, only she, naked for a sign, was protected in her immodesty.
2002.05.10@16:13 radlab0 says So it was, the woman and her car, alive,
glistening, proud. They flew along the highway together. They did not look
back.
2002.05.10@16:15 Illumina says her companion was mysterious, quixotic. He, too, glistened,though not with the florid glow that she evinced. His was a glisteningthat sounded like mice, like the crushing of small bones.
2002.05.10@17:35 radlab0 says likewise, his reason for nudity did not
match the sincerity of hers. "blood washes off of skin more easily than
clothing," he thought. He had a plan.
2002.05.10@17:35Illumina says He knew the blood would come, in the intervening days. He knew that, like all things in his life, it would come to blood. But he did not know that she had the secret, for she could bleed without dying, and in doing so, she captured death. She would teach him
2002.05.10@19:37 radlab0 says She would live as she had always lived. He
would watch as he had always watched.
How to catch a lion with only a jar, tweezers and binoculars:
1) Wait for the lion
2) On arrival, look through the big end of the binoclars at the lion, which is now very small
3) Use the tweezers to pick up the lion and place it in the bottle.
4) Voila!
Noders whom I habitually upvote even before reading their nodes, because they are consistently so damn good: IglooWhite-junkpile-Imprecation-iceowl
THANK YOU WE LIKE HAPPY
Florida Gathering Pics: http://theymigthbe.com/noders/florida/index.htm
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4. Using crayons, paints, scissors, glue, collage materials or any other materials, create a piece of large-denomination paper money, good for making a payment on your karmic debt.
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>Thanks for the feedback (are you a dark archon?)
I'm a fucking FRILLY Pink Archon! with matching purse!
These two mix CDs are availible upon request, they will soon be on the E2 Mix-tape lotto:
The Old Mother Hubbard Mix
- Morning - Spinach Featuring Laura Derby
- The Wiseguys - Start The Commotion
- Fatboy Slim - the Rockafeller Skank
- Paul Oakenfold - Fathers Of Sound
- Trance Control - Love And Desire
- Loreena Mckennitt - The Mummers Dance (dna remix)
- Aphex Twin & Underworld - Born Slippy
- Depeche Mode - When Doves Cry
- The Smiths - Girlfriend in a Coma
Ottoman New York
- Ani DiFranco - Shameless
- Cake - I Will Survive
- Barenaked Ladies - It's All Been Done
- Dar Williams - Iowa (Travelling III)
- Michael Stipe - One
- Machines Of Loving Grace - Golgatha Tenement Blues
- Orbital - Halcyon & on & on (Live Hacker Remix)
- Dead Can Dance - Cantara
- Mila-Mar - Djanga
- Tom Waits - Heigh Ho
- Jane Siberry - It Can't Rain All The TIme
- Dar WIlliams - The Chrisitans And The Pagans
- The Blues Brothers - Rawhide
- R.E.M. - The Lion Sleeps Tonight
- The Neilds - Innertube
- Belle Starz - Iko Iko
- Deep Blue Something - Breakfast At Tiffany's
radlab0(21:42): HI GORGEOUS YOU ARE SO SEXY!
illumina23 (21:45): together WE ARE SEXY.
illumina23 (21:45): collectively and individually
"If I were a maitre d', I'd suddenly scream at my customer, 'You want the booth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE BOOTH!' That is some funny-ass maitre d' humor, I don't mind telling you!"
--Jim Rosenberg, via Kim on alt.fan.cecil-adams
Nodes to Do:
- The Fate of the Vikings in Greenland
- That New Car Smell: Pthalates
- Digital Amplifier
- Amplifier Classification
- Dahnhak
- Supreme Invoking Ritual of the Pentagram
- Middle Pillar Ritual
- Pagan Motors
- the Atlas of Orpheus
- Krugerrand
- Tragic Moments Figurines (Teenagers from Outer Space)
- Camille Paglia on Rape
- Living Room
- Anarchy
- IT Unions
- Night on Storrow
Forthwith, the categorization:
The Totally Amazing
The Totally Fucking Funny
The Totally Fucking Wierd
The Totally Fucking Informative
The Totally Fucking Miscellanious
The Totally Fucking Beautiful
The Totally Fucking Cool
The Totally Fucking Feminist
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User Bookmarks:
- Horchata
- the beautiful girl herself writes poems in code
- Suaviloquent
- negative ions
- Star Wars as an allegory of coming to terms with homosexuality
- How do men touch you? (idea)
- Spider Monkey's Curry Powder
- Spider Monkey's Biriyani
- This product was tested on cute, furry animals with big, sad eyes (idea)
- The undoing of How to cook the perfect steak (idea)
- This is the press of a bashful hand, this the float and odor of hair,
- Balinese child-naming conventions
- what she kisses twice
- Went to bed a god and woke up as a peasant
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- The blue lights of suburban living rooms (idea)
- Twenty-three good things about pickles and dirt (idea)
- Bacon and the Rise of Civilization (idea)
- I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
- Campaign Slogans that Shouldn't Work
- They hum like angels (idea)
- Personal Everything Rules (idea)
- I have a punklin and you don't
- The terrible beauty of an industrial landscape at dawn
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- Ransom note love letter (idea)
- For Christmas, I made my Mom cry (idea)
- Honcho bug
- Drop This Ticket In Proper Place
- The hCG Blood Test Can Cause Unnecessary Heartache
- Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone (idea)
- Pop psychology is from Uranus (idea)
- piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
- Now and just this moment, as is, in the present. Yes.
- Plaudite, amici, comedia finita est
- Lost in motion again
- We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
- Please remove your morality from my vagina. Thank you. (person)
- evidence of moonlight (idea)
- edev: E2 index
- The mama and the dancing girl, unfurling (idea)
- The Serial Killer Jailbait Airline Lotto
- granny panties (thing)
- signed, confused in Wisconsin (idea)
- The disaster of 535 (thing)
- There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies (idea)
- Kiss me, you are beautiful. These are truly the last days. (idea)
- Gaining night vision (idea)
- child of divorce (person)
- carrageenan (thing)
- Letter to my sperm donor (thing)
- I'll become what you became to me (idea)
- stapler (thing)
- Myths about domestic abuse (idea)
- Three McDonald's: The Viability of a Third-Party Candidate
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful (idea)
- I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
- Forget women - here's what men want
- this is sex without touching (place)
- the things he left behind (thing)
- Grouper and oysters and shrimp, oh my! An E2 New Year's gathering on Florida's Gulf Coast
- Snub Log: February 18, 1768 (idea)
- Come here, you feet (thing)
- Chasing the moon (idea)
- illuminated manuscript (thing)
- Dear girlie in the back row (person)
- Reflections, unacknowledged
- Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen. (thing)
- You can only watch as his heart is coaxed from his chest to his sleeve (thing)
- The Value of Money in British Literature (thing)
- Playing in the shower with a balloon
- I cough up butterflies (idea)
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
- Am I my monkey's uncle? (idea)
- A comparison of personal freedoms and liberties in developed nations
- Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands (person)
- inner mama (person)
- cinderelle
- It is of utmost importance that you prowl through the darkness, devouring lost children (person)
- Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets (idea)
- HOT DAMN 3! nodestock
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