• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• Is There In Truth No Beauty?
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• There is some place I need to be
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• There's a sucker born every minute
• There's one born again every minute
• Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
• John Lennon, The Hippie Fanboy, Death, and "Gimme Some Truth"
• Now there's a sonnet you don't see every day
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• there are only so many truths. everything else is derived
• Three sides to every story. Yours, mine, and the truth.
• Some things that fly there be
• Gimme Some Truth
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong
• For every set there exists a larger set
• They really are some out there
• There are two sides to every bet: a crook and a fool
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• some truths are not for you
• There are two sides to every coin
• There is some goodness left in the World
• There is not a fine line between love and hate. There is, in fact, a Great Wall of China with armed sentries posted every twenty feet between love and hate
• there is truth in the stereotype
• There's a Delta for Every Epsilon
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• the bad conductor joke
• diversity training is a joke
• Mother-In-Law Jokes
• the butt of the joke
• The Boy with Sad Eyes
• The Girl With the Sad Grey Eyes
• some random X
• The struggle to retain some amount of decency in the face of extreme annoyance
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Gimme Some Lovin'
• Some Might Say
• Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
• some (user)
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• there's a first time for everything
• There is no strategy in StarCraft
• There Is No Natural Religion
• There are not enough hours in the day
• There Is No Rose
• There is no time paradox
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• Were there a god!
• and there was this girl
• There is a finite amount of information in the universe
• There is No Spoon (user)
• There was a man and a woman
• Beyond whose nearness there is no beyond
• There is only one emotion with a built in safety feature
• There's nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• Before inertia, there was impetus
• There you are
• There was a baby in China
• Imagine there is no elephant
• Unbelievable Truth
• The Third Noble Truth of Buddhism
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Home Truths
• Truth be told
• the truth (user)
• The truth, or something like it
• Every good band decibels furiously
• two sides to every mirror
• And every kid is superdeformed and vibrant!
• Every spoonful in the service of sleep
• I had every intention of moving forward.
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Why women wear makeup and perfume
• Gorilla Joke
• practical joke
• Sardarji Jokes
• The sad, sad mutant handbook
• The Ballad of the Sad Cafe
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Grease up the mirror with some lipstick
• Some of us are immune to HIV
• By Some Disputed Neon Barricade
• some useful acronyms
• There is good country music
• Are we there yet?
• Right there a song became a soundtrack for this space in time
• No matter where you go, there you are
• There's always a catch!
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• Were there nine moons above your head? Were there none?
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• There's a wrinkle in the sky today
• Please remember the adverb is there for your protection
• What are you eating under there?
• There's a drummer downstairs
• The place where there is no darkness
• Where there's smoke there's fire
• There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• There's more of gravy than of grave about you
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• truth serum
• Altering truth for the sake of convenience
• truths, rearranged
• The truth about Montrachet
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• The Painful Truth
• Statistics every writer should know
• What kind of OS changes its name every 6 months?
• Come, Thou Fount of Every Blessing
• Every Picture Tells a Story
• every cloud has a silver lining
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• Every Word
• private joke
• That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore
• Empire State Building Joke
• World's oldest joke
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• A Very Sad Story About a Frog and a Banjo
• On some level
• A Smoker's defense, and a request for some courtesy
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes
• Some of the greatest rock songs use the same chords
• Can you spare some change?
• Some Kind of Monster
• Show me some leg, baby...for a good cause
• There Is Nothing Left to Lose
• There is something about airports and bus terminals
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• singing like nobody is there
• There's a Hippo in the Bathtub
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• There is a pot plant growing in my backyard
• Is There Life After High School?
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Help! There's a panda in my living room!
• When true love dies, there are no paparazzi
• HULK IS THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!
• There is a silence in my heart, and your voice no longer breaks it
• What's he building in there?
• The Truth of Truth
• blurring the lines between truth and fiction
• the truth hurts
• On Truth and Lying in a Non-Moral Sense
• The truth is like a sinking star. Follow it over the horizon, the way gazelles follow rain.
• The truth about Adrienne Rich

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