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(thing) by imp (8 y) (print)   ?   I like it! Fri Mar 10 2000 at 1:18:07

Bliss on tap, instant gratification would seem to be the penultimate goal of all mankind, what with the rather common search for greater and greater enjoyment.

Generally it has been one of the things that the Devil is said to have tempted people with, instant gratification has driven rats in scientific experiments to ignore everything else and starve to death, doing nothing but basking in their happiness.


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