• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I once had a cavity
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• You're Only Old Once!
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• Once and only once
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• Once and only once is not just for code
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• They had been expecting me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Evolution is only a theory
• But I have seen the sun just once
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• I was once young and had a home
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• It hasn't been so long, but
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
• You only live once
• had Orpheus been a gentleman
• But seriously, a tragic thing happened down the street
• How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
• A conversation I had with myself once
• I had a brother, once
• And I wept, remembering that such beauty had once existed everywhere
• It's All Been Done Before
• I've had you here before
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• If I only had a brain
• Once upon a time, in an age before the Internet
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• I had been hungry all the years
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• You can only play the cards you've been dealt
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I am but a moth before your flame
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• I've been smoking ever since
• I've been on the net (user)
• pearls before swine
• Before Choice Disturbs Poem
• Running before the wind
• letter-writing is always before an absent addressee
• A thousand winding stairs lead down before us
• Long Gone Before Daylight
• The Letters exchanged before the Battle of Lewes
• principles before personalities
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• No, but I'll have a beer
• but aren't we all
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• All bastards are bastards, but some bastards is bastards
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• We are the same age but years apart
• But Seriously Folks (user)
• tragic but brave
• War is hell but men like it
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• It's not happening here, but it is happening now.
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
• Drinking from the water hose
• drinking buddies
• Drinking in the Firebird
• The manner of drinking and spitting is either hard or soft
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I had the pleasure of interviewing a former Anne Geddes model
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• Something Happens
• can't happen
• What happens if you're too nice?
• What happens to nice girls?
• worse things happen at sea
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• I was once stranded on a dessert island
• Kent Montana and the Once and Future Thing
• There once was a girl named Irene
• He held my hand - once
• like all the world is beautiful at once
• Only in Dreams
• Choose a password with only X's in it
• Only Forward
• Security Code: USA Eyes Only #Everything User / UK Security Civil-3 Defense-5:
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• Close only counts in Horseshoes
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• the only one_root (category)
• love and love only (user)
• Only perfection can break your heart
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• My dog has been stolen
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Before
• Things to consider before you bring a hamster into your life
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• Prayer before logging onto the Internet
• Beer Before Liquor
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Before the kids and the mortgage, we drove fast cars with the top down
• Don't Cast Your Marbles Before Swine
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But I Like You
• I'm not homophobic but...
• Butt Wars
• Nothing But Trouble
• all but
• It's cooler than eating shit, but not as cool as munching pussy.
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• I am many things, but I am not that strong
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Viewpoints that is Disparaging but Alludes to Sex
• Some thoughts on the legal drinking age in the United States
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Jobs I've Had
• The French chicks FINALLY had a computer problem!
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Houston, we've had a problem
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• She had fingernails that shined like justice
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• A boating accident waiting to happen
• It Happened One Night
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• what happened wasn't necessarily an accident
• Where Once Poe Walked
• Once a Child
• Once more unto the breach, dear friends
• Get back to where you once belonged
• May your only son strike you down
• Read-Only Memory
• The OED's only (stupid) marketing gimmick
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• One Night Only
• Only at Chuck E. Cheese's, in the small hours with a gun in my hand, do I feel truly alive
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• It's only temporary unless it works
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Waiting is the only part
• The only words for this are my fingers in your mouth
• I've frequently not been on boats

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