• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• kill me now (user)
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• That which does not kill me...
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Do I imagine it, or does the flatmate fancy me?
• Drugs Or Me
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• kill him dead; don't call me
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Ya shoulda killed me last year
• Please Kill Me
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• It kills me to watch them go
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
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• kill me (user)
• Someone please kill me
• Smoking kills, or A true ghostwriter
• She kills me
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Love Me or Leave Me
• How Prom nearly killed me
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• give me the truth or nothing
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Fuck it or kill it
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• It's Me or the Dog
• Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Hold me, thrill me, kiss me, kill me
• Kill Bill: Volume 2
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• abnormal pleasures kill the taste for normal ones
• To drive or not to drive
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• ROCK or STONE (user)
• -Me- (user)
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• What an artist the world is losing in me!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• serendipity, or something like it
• Mes-
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
• An Unexplained Scene, or The Grubbiest Daisy Chains You Ever Saw On A Hobo
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• My Mom buys me diet pills
• boys i loved (more or less)
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You'll Find Me
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• emote me
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• the african violet you gave me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I like you; do you like me?
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Hold me closer and say you love me
• Riddle Me This
• What in the world has come over me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Windows ME and Scandisk
• For me, to live is Christ and to die is gain
• this city wasn't built for me
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Just Let Me Breathe
• Your Body Above Me
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Some people call me a drama queen
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• bite me 2000 (user)
• confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
• she, he, and me
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Dance Me to the End of Love
• e2 is turning me into an alcoholic
• CHICKZ ME (user)
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
• This node was made for you and me
• Smile at guys, for me
• The Rain Falls For Me
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Trust in Me
• Me versus Mental Health Problems
• Dead or Alive
• Bikini or thong?
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• The Seattle quake of '01: Ash Wednesday's revenge
• Know your pets
• Liberty, equality, fraternity or death!
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Accidental death odds
• Falling through a Christmas tree, or the anti-semitic subtext of Yuletide joy
• Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
• Agents trained my teddy bear to kill
• How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
• Into my heart an air that kills
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• Squash can kill you
• RAID kills bugs dead
• It must have rained or something
• descry or (user)
• she wants to kill and break hearts
• set fire to head. kill anything that runs out.

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