Findings:

• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• You suckers still fucking node, but your noding wisdom. My bad.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• But can you still cry like a child?
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• Boys Are Like Dogs: Keep 'Em on a Leash
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• bad weather is like rape
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Good Dog Bad Dog
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• War is hell but men like it
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• But I Like You
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• Bark Like A Dog
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• bad drivers
• Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day
• The Tale of Two Bad Mice
• 10 commandments for a bad homepage
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• Bad Loser (user)
• Too Bad
• How to recover a Sun Netra X1 with a Corrupted Disk Label - Bad Magic Number error
• Bad Mojo (user)
• Bad Boys II
• Bad credit loan_root (category)
• Bad Urach
• Every Which Way but Loose
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Butt fluffies
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Great but obscure pieces of classical music featured in TV commercials
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Poor but honest
• You can run, but you can't hide
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Jesus died for somebody's sins, but not mine
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Good but could be better
• The Bonzo Dog Band
• The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
• cats and dogs
• The Man, the Horse, the Ox, and the Dog
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• Why cats are better than dogs
• Citizen Dog
• I woke up this morning with a dog in my house.
• Hot Dog Magazine
• A Dark-Brown Dog
• Stuff you shouldn't feed your dog
• Slaves and stray dogs: Christianity and the issue of free choice
• Fat Dog Mendoza
• Newfoundland dog
• Duane "Dog" Chapman
• b/dogg (user)
• DOG DUNG (user)
• Fuck like crazed weasels
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• What's it like having a curved penis?
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Sew, old woman, sew like the wind!
• Soup that eats like a meal
• Just like tomato soup
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• Why I like sex
• A Smart Kid Like You
• Float Like a Butterfly
• Tasty like a raindrop
• Like Origami
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Like Spinning Plates
• It's like snowflakes
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Sparkling like a star in his hand, melting like a snowflake
• The Lord is my shepherd; I shall drive like crap
• lies like cyanide (user)
• Blink, and I will fade away like the mist on the beautiful morning of your birth
• Staying power like no other memory, aside from love
• Remember what it's like to be learning a musical instrument
• She tasted like whiskey and blood and cemetery dirt.
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• serendipity, or something like it
• It's like trying to describe colors to a person who's blind
• His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
• Dutch newspapers
• Bad command or file name
• badd attitude
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• Really Bad Compression
• Proof that TV is bad for you
• Too much bad poetry on E2
• it's just bad nerves
• Bad Days
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
• Bad credit auto loan (user)
• I can't remember why I thought this was a bad idea
• The Children's Story... (but not just for children)
• butts ARE litter
• I am but a moth before your flame
• General Butt Naked
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• My skull is but a padded cell, the walls of which my inner demons bounce off
• Human eye, capable of perception but always subject to biased inhibitions
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Skim this life but never live
• But I have seen the sun just once
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• The gruff but lovable Gus
• troubling but tasty
• But how's the grilled cheese? A GCP reunion and nodermeet in St. Louis, Jan 2006
• The Volkswagen commercial you won't see (but should)
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• the smallest number that looks prime but isn't
• Brazilian Butt Augmentation
• The Two Dogs
• Colorado Minty Dog
• The Story of the Second Old Man and the Black Dogs
• horn dog
• a small brown dog (user)
• kay dog (user)
• The Media Dogs
• Hot Dog Men
• To Flush, My Dog.
• That dog will hunt
• Give the dog a bone
• Turnspit Dog
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Rain Dogs
• Baseball, Hot Dogs, Apple Pie and Genocide
• Zeke the Wonder Dog
• Head Like a Hole
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• like this
• Everyone likes the Pope
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• What does nuclear fusion smell like?
• Time flies like an arrow
• voting is like judging skating
• Look! That x looks like Jesus!
• love like a knife
• Built like a brick shithouse
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• New York's Alright if You Like Saxophones
• We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
• Eh, you like beef?
• Like a sunshine harpsichord
• Dear beautiful like an orange blossom: What is the nice surprise?
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
• I Like Ike
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• You look sane, motionless like that
• Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure
• Did you mean for it to look like this?
• Shake it like a Polaroid picture

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