missionary position

created by Wyclef

(thing) by Wyclef (7.8 y) (print) ? (I like it!) 1 C! Wed Apr 19 2000 at 3:18:03

It was believed that the face-to-face sexual position had to be taught, so missionaries would demonstrate to the heathens this more "civilized" method of love making. (Actually, some animals in the wild, like bonobos, may utilize this position.)

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