Findings:

• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I have too many clothes
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• institutions have lives of their own
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I seem to have lost the ability to "live"
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• The lives within them
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• Let them have Festivas
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Shopping in the Children's Clothes Section of Target
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I have lots of gay friends
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Sex in a small car
• Dead people I have known
• Can I have a light?
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• Good Luck, Have Fun
• We have fruits AND nuts - an oddly-capitalised NoCal Noder Bay Area breakfast bash
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• I might have, once.
• Live Free Or Die!
• Why beggars still live
• live recording
• Pete Tong & Paul van Dyk - Essential Mix Live at the Gallery Turnmills
• I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• Live in the X Lounge
• The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys
• Live in Tokyo
• Live in all found
• Wanna Live In H.K. (user)
• I live alone (user)
• Them's Good Eatin'
• I will ask them all their dreams
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Learn the Rules Before You Break Them
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• Rave Clothes
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• People want what they cannot have
• For God's sake, just have another election
• The screen where you have to press reset
• Type A blood
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Why I have a fear of breasts
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• if I can't have silence
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Alain Jourgensen's live "Stigmata" rants
• You Only Live Twice
• To live is to break
• those whose lives you impact seldom remain in yours
• Live simply so that others may simply live
• A Live One
• The Cure Live
• live sand
• Live television
• I live on the blue planet that I saw in your eyes
• Go live ent_root (category)
• Free Live Sex Cam_root (category)
• live online poker (user)
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Narcissists - How to cope with them
• Fragments of a world, and the spaces between them
• For them the sky spreads
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• You have a big finger
• I have seen the elephant
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Sex with a chicken
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have a punklin and you don't
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• I have to go to the bathroom
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Have got
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• We have a map of the piano
• I have no idea!!_root (category)
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare
• The names have been ommitted to protect the innocent...
• Do you really want to live forever?
• learn to live
• we go live this weekend
• My trip to a Live Sex Show
• how to live cheap
• Live To Tell
• see the machine live (user)
• Loud pipes save lives
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• How I learned to live with my noisy computer
• Devo Live: The Mongoloid Years
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Keeping secrets is harder than taking lives
• them
• People with programming languages named after them
• If you love somebody, set them free
• Let them know
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• Lies And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them
• On Mojitos, and the Men That Make Them
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• You can't have everything
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• We have learned our lessons well
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Celebrities I have served
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
• Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
• What lips my lips have kissed
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?

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