• World War II never happened
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• I never thought I would node this
• Many of me, laid end to end, would never reach the moon
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I never thought it would be like this
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• If you told me this never happened
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• This will never happen
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Accidents Never Happen
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Would you mind never speaking to me again?
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• What if it never happened?
• How it would happen
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• Things that we will never use
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• Things NEVER to do with vaseline!
• A watched pot never boils
• A poem for two pages of panel art for a comic that was never written
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• Jesus' blood never failed me yet
• Never Ignore Chatterbox
• The Never Ending Thread
• Return to Never Land
• Never straight; always gaily forward!
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• Dali knew elephants and monsters that Bukowski never drank away
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I would love to hold your hand.
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• I wish it would stay gloomy
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• You would make a wonderful father
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• What happens when we die?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What ever happened to all the fun in the world
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• What if nothing happens
• Stuff Happens
• The one my father never met
• Never Is a Promise
• Bargaining? Never with that roof.
• Never underestimate Old Ladies
• never store currency in a float
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• You'll never win anything with kids
• better late than never
• Love is never having to say you're sorry
• Never call again
• no, it's your fate to never reach that understanding
• Never Eat Anything Bigger Than Your Head
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• What would you give your left arm for?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Things the IS people would love to say out loud
• I would do that for you
• I wanted to write a poem that you would understand
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• What ever happened to Prince Charming?
• Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
• I never get mail
• People who don't smoke will never die
• The Thread That Never Ends
• It never rains but it pours
• Something I Can Never Have
• Never apply a Star Trek solution to a Babylon 5 problem
• Never crush a caffeine pill
• I'm never getting drunk again
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• we never hear them calling to us
• Never Stop
• A thousand stories never told
• You're never alone
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• In a dream you are never eighty
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• You never fought. You just died beautifully.
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• It's never really the past; it's always a version of your own time.
• One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• What Would Cthulhu Do?
• an ache you would ask for
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Who would win in a knife fight between Webster 1913 and Vulgar Tongue 1811 on the moon?
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• denial would serve for another day
• Only her hands would give her away
• As It Happens
• What Happens to Dead Muppets?
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
• It Could Happen to You
• What will happen after humans are extinct?
• What happened?
• The Grass is Never Greener
• two positives never make a negative
• I will never drink root beer again
• Never Let Me Down Again
• Never let the Sgt. know your name
• Never Cry Wolf
• Never been to Woonsocket, never been to Spain
• why you should never be a referee
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• scars are souvenirs you never lose
• long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• I never saw him again
• reticent, never smiles
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• you realize death means nothing
• The best kind of bartender
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• What Would Sensei Do?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Could/can vs Would/will
• What would Jesus drive?
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• What happens if you question your existence?
• Level 2
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• All you ever did was let it happen
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• I'll Never Remember the Day
• Kirby G6
• Never heard of Dr. Mennel
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• The only date I never went on
• You never can tell
• you never can tell with bees
• You've never explored
• Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
• The empire never ended
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• That too long hour never dim enough until sleep

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