Findings:

• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• the hottest it has ever been
• She loved me for my maths
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• That one makes me scream, she said
• she, he, and me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• She loves me, she loves me not
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• she spent the night gingerly peeling me off the moon.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• She said she loved me
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• Experience has made me bitter
• She only wants me for tech support
• She kills me
• What have you done for me lately?
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• She approached me with some vague line
• She misses me
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• She left me on the boardwalk with my head held in my hands.
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• She only wants me for sex
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• She has trouble acting normal
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• She just looks at me
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• She doesn't need me anymore
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• feline allergies
• She Loves Me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• She told me to say that
• She still has my Borges book
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• The hardest breath she has
• She Fucks Me
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• Ebonics began with pirates
• By the way, she has a penis; just so you know.
• What in the world has come over me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• She pulled the "I love you" on me
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• She has big eyes and a slightly cracked voice
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• What She Said
• So happy she drools
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• She pulls the covers tighter
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• Veronica loves manipulating her vagina until she explodes
• She took a California tilt and never came back.
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• She is and was
• Easier said than done
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• The most Disappointing Joke Ever
• Whatever and Ever Amen
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• She ain't heavy, she's a mother
• Johnny Evers
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• ha!
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Saving Time
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Heather Has Two Mommies
• Bad fiction has a price
• Cold gin that has been near vermouth
• The last suit I wear has no pockets
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• Build Me Up Buttercup
• For me to hold
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
• Where feminism lost me
• simple answers make me insane
• You Do Something To Me
• quoting statistics won't impress me
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Plead for me
• Ah, Leave Me Not to Pine
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Strangers talk to me
• The day Anubis hit on me
• Feed Me Weird Things
• Don't Blame Me
• Catch You Catch Me
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Don't Say You Love Me
• All of Me
• Turn me on, Dead Man
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
• It's important for me to remember these things
• Canta per me
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• Loves me like a bottle
• Give me tonight
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Motivate me to move and I'll give you a reason to stay in bed
• Take me to your leader
• let me love you_root (category)
• You lost me at Hello
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• show me (user)
• Arizona to Marion, and To Me
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• Pick Me, Honey!
• CHICKZ ME (user)
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• She is why God is God.
• She ties regrets around her fingers like forget-me-knots
• She Dwelt Among the Untrodden Ways
• she does not know how much I need this
• She Who Holds the Sky
• She Came and Went
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• She is music_root (category)
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• Medgar Evers
• The first bear I ever saw
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• All I ever wanted to be
• Best Week Ever
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• Your hair has turned white
• My friend has just broken up a marriage

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